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knockando said:
Monsta. I think you know you're taking the wrong medicine. I'm worried about you.
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Hehe - Liking the pic ;)

I'm not taking the wrong ones, just not taking them in the prescribed order... Or staying away from Ethanol like I should be.
Don't worry Knock mate. If I were dead then.. Well, I would be unable to post! But yea, I really have gone off the rails lately, so the worrying may be appropriate.
Though I will still say to not worry! ;)
 
Albion, no, it's OK, it's been too long since we've seen Dr Shabs.

monstanoodle said:
Hehe - Liking the pic ;)

I'm not taking the wrong ones, just not taking them in the prescribed order... Or staying away from Ethanol like I should be.
Don't worry Knock mate. If I were dead then.. Well, I would be unable to post! But yea, I really have gone off the rails lately, so the worrying may be appropriate.
Though I will still say to not worry! ;)
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I am worried about you because I think you're drinking too much and you're too decent a bloke to fuck themselves up on a shite drug.
 
Well you lot have been busy with the drama tonight.

I've only been away for 3 or 4 hours and I can see Badandwicked has mentioned me by name twice. This obsession she / he has with me is getting a bit too much.
 
I kind of shat my pants at sunflowerfest, well didnt shit them, but got the shits and then toilet paper ran out so I had to just get my boxers and jeans back on without a good wipe!! 8o

Those jeans went in the bin before I left the festival.
 
knockando said:
am worried about you because I think you're drinking too much and you're too decent a bloke to fuck themselves up on a shite drug.
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Oooooh I'm far from a decent bloke.
And fucking myself up to the point of self-destruction is seemingly my only option.

No worries though - I'll put up all my tunes for free before I go that way though, so the fools that like my work can indulge yo <3
Don't even have to be around to endure critisism either! Score.... %)
 
Self destruction seems to be a common theme amongst a lot of us EADDers, me very much included, try and set yourself daily targets, nice bloke targets can be callign a random family member once a week, that will make them happy, will make you happy to have made the effort to make them happy. It works for me sometimes.
 
Mugz said:
I kind of shat my pants at sunflowerfest, well didnt shit them, but got the shits and then toilet paper ran out so I had to just get my boxers and jeans back on without a good wipe!! 8o

Those jeans went in the bin before I left the festival.
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While at Exit festival my mate shat himself. While sitting on the toilet in our hostel. He had forgotten to take his boxers down. He then did the exact same thing about 3 hours later. Attempted to flush the boxers both times. Blocked the toilet to fuck. Someone took another dump later, by this point the dump was well above the water line so it stank out the entire floor of the hostel. I was trying to sleep through a hangover, with a bandana tied over my face & my head buried in a pillow, could still smell the thing.

Ended up marching up the stairs, to the roof/bar, waving a bottle about (for effect, I wasn't going to bottle one of my mates - actually the only time I can remember being proper red-mist angry in about 10 years) demanding that whoever did it gets it fucking sorted right now. 3 of them made a makeshift podger out of one of the broken bed slats & a wire coat hanger, plunged it to fuck, when they broke the seal the pressure sprayed the 3 of them & the entire bathroom with shite water. Absolute fucking disgusting. Thankfully after 2 minutes of watching & laughing at their attempts I bailed because it was making me feel sick, so missed the shite explosion.

Mugz said:
Self destruction seems to be a common theme amongst a lot of us EADDers, me very much included, try and set yourself daily targets, nice bloke targets can be callign a random family member once a week, that will make them happy, will make you happy to have made the effort to make them happy. It works for me sometimes.
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If I called a random family member it would just make them suspicious.
 
My relationship with my own faeces is playing an increasingly central role in my life. I think taking opiates is contributory. Lately I've had to show them to the door on a fairly regular basis. When they spend too long in the lobby, they lose the will to leave. The rectal absorption of moisture, while beneficial in many other ways, is a source of frustrating faecal friction.
 
parttime crackhead said:
while at exit festival my mate shat himself. While sitting on the toilet in our hostel. He had forgotten to take his boxers down. He then did the exact same thing about 3 hours later. Attempted to flush the boxers both times. Blocked the toilet to fuck. Someone took another dump later, by this point the dump was well above the water line so it stank out the entire floor of the hostel. I was trying to sleep through a hangover, with a bandana tied over my face & my head buried in a pillow, could still smell the thing.

Ended up marching up the stairs, to the roof/bar, waving a bottle about (for effect, i wasn't going to bottle one of my mates - actually the only time i can remember being proper red-mist angry in about 10 years) demanding that whoever did it gets it fucking sorted right now. 3 of them made a makeshift podger out of one of the broken bed slats & a wire coat hanger, plunged it to fuck, when they broke the seal the pressure sprayed the 3 of them & the entire bathroom with shite water. Absolute fucking disgusting. Thankfully after 2 minutes of watching & laughing at their attempts i bailed because it was making me feel sick, so missed the shite explosion.
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Lol!
 
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