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Gibberings CX - dragged from the dole queue

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parttime crackhead said:
Lol, that's exactly Munroe just said.
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OK we agree!

Mugz said:
It was just a one wipe poo, but after 4 flushes it wouldn't flush, so I had to stab it with the toilet brush, then it got stuck in the toilet brush and I couldn't get it out by flushing again and holding the brush under water, so I threw the brush in the bin. Was an ordeal
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In those situations you just have to roll up your sleeves...

Fuck having a shitty toilet brush. You can easily wash your hands!
 
Mugz said:
thing is it was 4 separate little poos, all floaters, took a long time to get them down. Need to buy a new toilet brush tomorrow now :(
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Could you not coax each little poo, one at a time, round the u-bend, where they can wait in peace for someone (your dad) to do a proper shit and sweep them away?
 
Mugz said:
I tried that, but one got stuck to the toilet brush and wouldn't come off.
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I meant with your hands! Wear rubber gloves if you're OCD. I normally just use a bit bog roll as a barrier.

Well, I say normally, this is a once in two years event.
 
I'm writing a blog post about it too, I have a blog about things that annoy me, since I started the blog though less things have been annoying me, or I've forgotten about them by the time I get to the computer, I'm only allowed to write about things that annoyed me that day too so I can't go back in time and write about things that have previously annoyed me or I'd be writing a novel. I'm not trying to make any money from the blog, it's just something to keep me busy sometimes when I get bored.
 
Mugz said:
I'm writing a blog post about it too, I have a blog about things that annoy me, since I started the blog though less things have been annoying me, or I've forgotten about them by the time I get to the computer, I'm only allowed to write about things that annoyed me that day too so I can't go back in time and write about things that have previously annoyed me or I'd be writing a novel. I'm not trying to make any money from the blog, it's just something to keep me busy sometimes when I get bored.
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Why don't you help out at a local old-folks home rather than blogging about your toilet adventures?
 
TheSpade said:
I've just laughed so hard my sides hurt. Cheers. :D
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Haha, I've been sitting here trying not to loudly laugh my head off. It's been painful.

Only Mugz could coz a disaster out of going for a jobby & only fucking Knockando would suggest fishing the turd out with your hands!

Edit - That's set me off laughing again, giggling like a stoned teenager.

You should just have left them there till you next needed a pish, then destroyed them with the stream of pish. You should buy a supersoaker so you can deal with it immediately if this happens again.
 
knockando said:
Why don't you help out at a local old-folks home rather than blogging about your toilet adventures?
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I could do both, I'm sure the old folks could annoy me to provide more material for my blog. It's not just toilet adventures I blog about, it's just things that annoyed me today.

Problem with the blog is that sometimes taking too many benzos makes me forget what annoyed me, which is pretty annoying, might blog about that now, but I'm trying to keep it a drug free blog.
 
knockando said:
Will it blend?
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The worst is when I have a shit in someone elses bog and it's one of those water-saving cisterns that delivers one cup of water and then you have to wait 20 minutes for it fill up again. I've been known to just say "your bogs no up to it, so my shit is floating".


People like that should keep a pail in their bath.
 
Mugz said:
Problem with the blog is that sometimes taking too many benzos makes me forget what annoyed me, which is pretty annoying, might blog about that now, but I'm trying to keep it a drug free blog.
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You get annoyed at no longer being annoyed?
 
knockando said:
The worst is when I have a shit in someone elses bog and it's one of those water-saving cisterns that delivers one cup of water and then you have to wait 20 minutes for it fill up again. I've been known to just say "your bogs no up to it, so my shit is floating".


People like that should keep a pail in their bath.
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Aye, if the bog cannae handle it then it's not your fault.

Well, maybe in your case it is considering you actively put things up your arse all the time, your toalies must be rancid. I can't remember the last time I had an unflushable jobby, maybe a two flusher at the worst.

"Pail" lol. Excellent word.

Mugz said:
No, I get annoyed at forgetting what I was annoyed at as it would have made a good blog post. Also annoyed at my constant short term memory loss.
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Stop dipping your finger into bags of benzos then!
 
parttime crackhead said:
Aye, if the bog cannae handle it then it's not your fault.

Well, maybe in your case it is considering you actively put things up your arse all the time, your toalies must be rancid. I can't remember the last time I had an unflushable jobby, maybe a two flusher at the worst.
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My toalies are by and large beautifully formed prime examples, barely any need to wipe. The last two weeks have been an anomaly.
Stop dipping your finger into bags of benzos then!
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My thoughts exactly.
 
Stop dipping your finger into bags of benzos then!
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That would probably be a good idea crackhead, I will, soon, and then I won't be as annoyed about forgetting things but I'll continue to be annoyed about the things I was originally annoyed about but forgot about.
 
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