parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I'm just having a spliff and a couple of coffees before starting a one hour Nerf Battle Royale with me son.
We've been getting a bit caried away with it, well, I have been anyway...leave a door ajar so it looks like I'm hiding in a room, he goes to investigate, I step out of the shadows behind him and put a bullet in the back of his head...fucking brilliant
He read two books for his homework last night, so I've said we can have a whole hour of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Nerf Maverick Strike...
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Hahaha, we bought my mate one of them for his birthday, looked similar but it had different attachments, like a laser sight n things. I think it might have been pump action as well, they're great fun. The expression on a sleeping persons face when you blast them right in the chops with it is priceless. We had hours of fun with it, then I think we lost all the darts.

