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spudgun said:
Good job you warned me. I was going to have that topic out during the 45 minute transfer time, I was gonna blow their minds.
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I spoke to an old lady outside a coffeeshop about her trip there a few weeks ago. It's quite a funny, and rank, story actually. I told her I was quite ill, she said "O i'm ill." Then her eyes looked either way, and she looked me straight in the eyes while I was sipping my coffee and said "I have an infected vagina, a boyfriend punched me in it when I was younger." I let out a little wimper of a laugh and bit my bottom lip so hard it almost bled, it took literally all my self control not to piss myself laughing on reflex. That's the last time I say "Ok then", when an old lady says "excuse me, do you mind if I sit here". Fuck being a good citizen. I'm sure I was on a hidden camera show.

Also, has anyone seen the Penn and Teller war on drugs show? WTF? lol...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbIL5454ltQ&feature=g-vrec
 
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Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Also, there is a reason the Conservatives do things like this - it's because they can't win or lose your votes. There's no way you'll ever vote for them, so why would they bring you into their consideration when making policies?
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Because they're supposed to be making policies to benefit the country, not to win votes. Hahahaha, aye right.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
I spoke to an old lady outside a coffeeshop about her trip there a few weeks ago. It's quite a funny, and rank, story actually. I told her I was quite ill, she said "O i'm ill." Then her eyes looked either way, and she looked me straight in the eyes while I was sipping my coffee and said "I have an infected vagina, a boyfriend punched me in it when I was younger." I let out a little wimper of a laugh and bit my bottom lip so hard it almost bled, it took literally all my self control not to piss myself laughing on reflex. That's the last time I say "Ok then", when an old lady says "excuse me, do you mind if I sit here". Fuck being a good citizen. I'm sure I was on a hidden camera show.
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You actually slipped into dysfunctional literotica mode for a moment there

Also, has anyone seen the Penn and Teller war on drugs show? WTF? lol...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbIL5454ltQ&feature=g-vrec
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Yeah, it's brilliant. Their 'bullshit' series is full of really well researched arguments.
 
badandwicked said:
I know, sweetpea <3



Maybe its because they pissed off the working class with all that bullshit about cash in hand jobs.
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There's a whole host of reasons many people, working and middle class, won't ever vote for them again. They've well and truly burnt their bridges with my entire family. It's mostly just Thatcher really.

parttime crackhead said:
Because they're supposed to be making policies to benefit the country, not to win votes. Hahahaha, aye right.
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Well want you want is directly opposed to what their voters want, who do you think will win? I must admit, I wasn't much of a fan of democracy when Labour were in power either ;)

Albion said:
You actually slipped into dysfunctional literotica mode for a moment there



Yeah, it's brilliant. Their 'bullshit' series is full of really well researched arguments.
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I wish she had opened with "I was involved in the invention of the cunt punt you know."
 
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Shh SHM its what they told him, I think this is why 'there are no free drinks' on Iberia ;)

TheSpade said:
Usually when everyone is asleep I'm bouncing about the aisles looking for an air hostess or pressing the buzzer every 10 minutes asking for more booze, I usually drink red wine or rum and coke. I've seen some of them get quite annoyed with me but I don't give a shit, I've paid for it, drinks are unlimited so they can just do their job and get me what I want. A couple of times when I've gone looking for more booze or for a pish I've forgotten where I'm sitting or lost my seat and ended up wandering around in a drunken / benzo'd haze. :D
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I've actually always fancied one of those American highschool letter jackets. Yes, really :D Perhaps not a gold one with a dollar sign on, though..

Trial of AH-7921 commencing today. I know it's almost definitely going to be crap, and I can't decide which ROA to use, but it needs to be done.. bit sore today so maybe it will help with that at the least?
 
TheSpade said:
There was a thing at our school for a while were people would ask you "have you ever touched a BMW?". If you said yes they would burst out laughing and say "black mans willie".
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I tried that one on my dad a few years back but he's too on the ball. Harr.
 
parttime crackhead said:
What the fruk is AH-7921? Where's the catchy name? Send it to The Daily Mail!
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Haha I know, it's pretty bad.. it's a RC opioid, supposedly similar potency to morphine but sounds a bit crap to be honest. I'm just curious. Reported to have an unfortunate tendency to cause burning via most ROAs other than oral, hence my dithering about how to take it.. AH-7921 megathread :)
 
Shh SHM its what they told him, I think this is why 'there are no free drinks' on Iberia
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Never flown with Iberia. BA or Emirates are my airlines of choice and can go just about anywhere in the world with them.
 
TheSpade said:
Never flown with Iberia. BA or Emirates are my airlines of choice and can go just about anywhere in the world with them.
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I think i've flown with Emirates on a long haul journey or bits of it. The air hostesses wear a vieled head-dress and the pilots were a fez?... : ) Actually I think I got upgraded to luxury class when I flew with them. I just snuggled down into the lovely, roomy seats, took a few valium and woke up 8 hours or so later when we were there dribbling on a shoulder belonging to an Arab chap sitting next to me.

You must have really itchy feet now Spade.
 
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