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TheSpade said:
If you're flying with BA or one of the major european airlines chances are that you will, I've never been on a long haul flight where you didn't get free drinks. Regardless of time I'm flying or arriving at I get pished, it makes the flight so much more pleasurable. Usually when everyone is asleep I'm bouncing about the aisles looking for an air hostess or pressing the buzzer every 10 minutes asking for more booze, I usually drink red wine or rum and coke. I've seen some of them get quite annoyed with me but I don't give a shit, I've paid for it, drinks are unlimited so they can just do their job and get me what I want. A couple of times when I've gone looking for more booze or for a pish I've forgotten where I'm sitting or lost my seat and ended up wandering around in a drunken / benzo'd haze. :D
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Aye it's a major european, there will be free booze!

I'm just about finished a bottle of red here, so the only sensible thing to do is to get pisheder on the flight!

Time fucking flies when you're getting ready for a plane! 15 minutes till taxi (to airport).
 
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knockando said:
Aye it's a major european, there will be free booze!

I'm just about finished a bottle of red here, so the only sensible thing to do is to get pisheder on the flight!

Time fucking flies when you're getting ready for a plane! 15 minutes till taxi (to airport).
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Unless it's Iberia, no free drinks with them apparently. Never flew with them though but everyone I know who has says they are shite and no free bevoir!

If you're transiting through Amsterdam, it could be KLM, have heard mixed things about them. BA & Emirates are the best IMO. I love that BA once upgraded me to business class for free, plied me with free champagne, a 3 course meal that would put a Michelin starred restaurant to shame, gave me a bed, a wide screen tele, a personal air hostess, access to the first class bar upstairs AND a bottle of Bolinger to take off the flight with me. %)

Fucking hell it's nearly 5am, why am I still awake? :|
 
Don't you just hate it when you've got up got dressed and got washed and everything, just about to leave on time. Then you need a dump that makes you late.. FFS!
 
knockando said:
I'm ripping CDs for my journey, and reupholstering my trainers.
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LOL, that'll be fiiiine, it's not like they pay special attention to everyone's footwear with particular suspicion towards anyone with modified shoes. Good luck!

I think all long haul flights do free booze, all the ones I've been on have anyway. My usual policy is to eat diazepam and befriend the cabin staff so they keep bringing me mini bottles of red wine. I did once wake up to find three hostesses taking Abu Ghraib-style photos of me though.
 
ColtDan said:
The government really are a bunch of bell-ends... people are struggling to afford to live, let alone extend their house... how is this gonna boost the economy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19496204
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Fuck sake. Aye, coz that's what we really need right now, some rich cunt to be able to build a conservatory without the council saying naw. Good one. Fucking morons. Particularly that "off people's backs" bit. You know that's Davie-boy hitting out with his "down-with-the-common-man" chat. Cunt.
 
Ridiculous anyway, imagine the atrocities that people will build with no planning permission. That also stops peoples neighbours having a say if it's to their discontent. I can't see how it will help the economy either, might give the building trade a small boost but then more and more people are doing as much of the work as they can/using their friends to help etc. Really can't see how it's going to benefit the economy.
 
It doesn't benefit the economy one bit. It benefits Lord Cuntfuck's new pool house. What frightens me is that they don't even seem to realise how transparent they are. If I was in charge of another country right now I'd probably be considering fucking Britain up. These Eton scholboy wankers haven't got a clue, they better watch the French don't catch us slipping & steal London while Dave's no looking.
 
I'm flying tonight with Oman Air - I know they're a Gulf State, but they'd better not be uptight with the booze.

Last time I had a long haul flight was with Qatar airways. After asking for only my third drink, the trolley dolly literally flung several packets of peanuts at me, as if I was going to be rolling in the aisle without something to soak up the shocking amount of alcohol I'd had.
 
It would depend at least in part on whether you owned any noisy, neurotic maltreated animals or not. Also, you'd have to not mind seeing me standing in the garden with a spliff in my mouth, pissing into the flowerbeds. I made eye contact with someone while doing that the other day and had to just act like it was normal to stand a foot from the fence with my hands out of sight.
 
badandwicked said:
When you've got 2 acres between you and your neighbour it doesn't matter what size extention they may build. Not quite the same when you're living like battery chicken like most of us. Neighbourly feuds can be nasty things.
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If you've got 2 acres between you and your neighbour I don't think planning permission will really hinder you building a large extension in any way anyway.


(This isn't specifically addressed to you B&W)

Not really sure what people are moaning about:
- On the one hand you're saying it won't do anything for the economy
- On the other your'e saying people are going to start building things you don't like the look of all over the shop.

Which is it? Either people will start building more or they won't? If they do start building more, there's your boost to the economy. Also, there is a reason the Conservatives do things like this - it's because they can't win or lose your votes. There's no way you'll ever vote for them, so why would they bring you into their consideration when making policies?
 
spudgun said:
I'm flying tonight with Oman Air - I know they're a Gulf State, but they'd better not be uptight with the booze.

Last time I had a long haul flight was with Qatar airways. After asking for only my third drink, the trolley dolly literally flung several packets of peanuts at me, as if I was going to be rolling in the aisle without something to soak up the shocking amount of alcohol I'd had.
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Just whatever you do don't talk to the Omanians (is that what they're called?) about their massively homosexual sultan.
 
Good job you warned me. I was going to have that topic out during the 45 minute transfer time, I was gonna blow their minds. =D
 
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