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I can see him as a hells angel with all manner of beards and sideburns.

George Best sideburns would be phwor'ish.

Or he could even do midge ure sideburns and look sexy.( if he keeps the face I might have to defect to the dark side)


Oh dont go to bed yet! I wont talk about Jesus anymore ok.
 
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Why are bus drivers pricks?

After we got stuck in traffic for 2hrs today because of a crash, the cunt of a bus driver decided he'd drive down the middle of 2 lanes to stop any cars getting passed because, in his words "I'm not letting any cunt in front of me". This obviously enraged everyone behind him, after lots of horn beeping and attempted over taking we were stuck in traffic again then road rage ensued. Guy in the van behind was out the car trying to drag the driver out the bus for a fight, bus driver who was all mouth before that suddenly shit himself and panicked. Eventually after much arguing (bus driver was in the wrong tbf) the driver resorted to telling the van driver "why don't you fuck off back to your own country" (he was pakistani I think) which got lots of support from the bus passengers. Bus driver started asking for everyone's name and number for 'back up' in case "that foreign cunt tries to report me". He even said he'd be giving the van driver prank phone calls, great idea. Bus drivers are always cunts.
 
Just to keep yooz up to date, there is another Humble Bundle for Android available, games also run on Linux, Windows and Mac.

http://humblebundle.com/

I've got so many games worth playing on my linux boxes it's like fucking Christmas comes four or five times a year. Because these run on Android they're not super-complicate but the gameplay is typically excellent and they present a challenge.

I was going to list my favourites but they're all pretty fucking good.
 
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Why are bus drivers pricks?

After we got stuck in traffic for 2hrs today because of a crash, the cunt of a bus driver decided he'd drive down the middle of 2 lanes to stop any cars getting passed because, in his words "I'm not letting any cunt in front of me". This obviously enraged everyone behind him, after lots of horn beeping and attempted over taking we were stuck in traffic again then road rage ensued. Guy in the van behind was out the car trying to drag the driver out the bus for a fight, bus driver who was all mouth before that suddenly shit himself and panicked. Eventually after much arguing (bus driver was in the wrong tbf) the driver resorted to telling the van driver "why don't you fuck off back to your own country" (he was pakistani I think) which got lots of support from the bus passengers. Bus driver started asking for everyone's name and number for 'back up' in case "that foreign cunt tries to report me". He even said he'd be giving the van driver prank phone calls, great idea. Bus drivers are always cunts.
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Theres a little bus that runs up and down the narrow road behind me. My volvos pretty wide and i have to breathe in to get past him.
Lately the bus,driven by a man clearly with little bus complex, has taken to letting out a 'phwoooosh' sorta bus sighing sound when i'm taking too long to squeeze past him. Impatient cunt.



MOP

Shes going to leave you?? Wait, you're away most of the week assumably paying money into an account that she (rightfully) spends on pretty things no doubt and shes going to leave you?

Wait.. shes going to leave you because you have no drugs?

In all seriousness I doubt that would happen mopster ( you'd be a stargazing gutter dweller anyway). Get on level ground with her and do some talking. Tell her how much you love her, adore her, still think about her all the time.. if thats what shes into. Otherwise watch the footy and ignore her if thats her thing??
 
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YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Theres a little bus that runs up and down the narrow road behind me. My volvos pretty wide and i have to breathe in to get past him.
Lately the bus,driven by a man clearly with little bus complex, has taken to letting out a 'phwoooosh' sorta bus sighing sound when i'm taking too long to squeeze past him. Impatient cunt.



MOP

Shes going to leave you?? Wait, you're away most of the week assumably paying money into an account that she (rightfully) spends on pretty things no doubt and shes going to leave you?

Wait.. shes going to leave you because you have no drugs?

In all seriousness I doubt that would happen mopster ( you'd be a stargazing gutter dweller anyway). Get on level ground with her and do some talking. Tell her how much you love her, adore her, still think about her all the time.. if thats what shes into. Otherwise watch the footy and ignore her if thats her thing??
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Footy would be cool if we start winning!
 
Can't sleep. Brutal. Just watched that Channel 4 - Stringer Bell loves house music documentary. Someone please back me up here. That same show was on a couple of years ago, was it not? It's just been re-edited to include some Olympics shite. It was pretty pish overall but at least swedgers won lol. It's definitely been on before though.
 
Everything on c4 gets reused at least a billion times, I mean - how many times did you see the same simpsons episodes..?
 
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Sorry to hear about the domestic MOP - after a week away working that can't be much fun :(

When I hear mention of the simpsons I think of my children.

Morning eadd, I struggled to drink 2 glasses of wine last night but feel a bit groggy still...I've become feart of binge drinking, cannot hack it :| Relaxing in bed with tea being brought to me is certainly helping.

There's a wee local quirky festival on this weekend, thinking of going but it has a reputation of trouble breaking out. There's this greasy pole thing where drunk neds try to climb a 20 foot pole to get a ham at the top. Thinking that may be worth seeing.

Yoga's back on on Sunday yeh %)

So what's the gossip here?
 
Sucks to hear that mop, hope you manage to sort stuff <3

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Morning eadd, I struggled to drink 2 glasses of wine last night but feel a bit groggy still...I've become feart of binge drinking, cannot hack it :| Relaxing in bed with tea being brought to me is certainly helping.

There's a wee local quirky festival on this weekend, thinking of going but it has a reputation of trouble breaking out. There's this greasy pole thing where drunk neds try to climb a 20 foot pole to get a ham at the top. Thinking that may be worth seeing.

Yoga's back on on Sunday yeh %)

So what's the gossip here?
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Aye am same at the moment, can manage maybe four pints or so before I start to think 'fuck it'. Would rather have me a spliff and a cuppa.

Greasy pole sounds like a lark though :D Even better than cheese rolling. I need to do a tour of the UK sometime and see all the ridiculous local traditions and shit. Yorkshire pudding boat race round my parents' neck of the woods and all.

So yeah, today. Woke up feeling more tired than I did when I went to sleep. Weather is probably shite. Got mate coming round for a smoke while I try do some writing.
 
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