Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
More than any man could stand in a single day!
I can't believe you've left out aul' Bob Mugabe. Where is the love?

I'm the maverick bad-boy type that your mammy warned you about.
I'm the maverick bad-boy type that your mammy warned you about and then proceeded to shag behind your back.
Ah, bollocks to yer.
I'll have to mess up a random woman's hair and make-up in order to compensate.
Preferably the fun way, but needs must.
Papa? Is that really you?
Do any of your friends call you Uel by the way? It's quite common round here..but I do come from a long line of certified Sammys.
I'd prefer to have my hair messed up in the fun way too but sadly he's in Wales atm. Anyway boys and girls I'm off to work. Maybe see you all again about 1am...![]()
Bob Smith was always my guy back in the day.
![]()
Unfortunately, I had blonde hair, freckles, crippling shyness, and wearing smeared lipstick would have been social and literal suicide for an awkward Scottish working class boy in the 80s.
Not that I ever wanted to wear lipstick, of course.
back in the day lol .
This place is getting more and more narsistic.
Air traffic controls routes from and to Heathrow are feeling a bit like a sky tantrum right now. jeebus!