Gibberings CLXXXI - Is it Christmas yet?

[Shambles]

I don't drive and obviously any car I chose would reduce me inherent fanny magnet potential so am sticking with pedestrianism. That and I'd be fukkin lethal behind a wheel.

 

[Ceres]

Too right anyway I drive a 7 series now it's a bird magnet innit

must be a pain cleaning all that seagull shit off it.

 

[ScotchMist]

I bet the female interviewer went weak at the knees when you rocked up in the cark park. You got the job though, right?

 

[kingme]

I wonder if genes play a role in the car you drive. Or just self confidence?

 

[Ceres]

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[One Thousand Words]

Is David Brent a footballer or something?

 

[ScotchMist]

If you asked him David Brent if he was a footballer he'd more than likely say he was "the best" footballing talent ever but due to an injury he got into management or dentistry.

Dont fall for it Bob, he knows who he is..

 

[koneko]

Bugger the car, its the terrible driving that annoys me. Real ignorant twats on the road thinking they have priority over everything/body else. That's coming from me who is an awful parker and every car I've owned ends up with a bash on the passenger side. Seems to be a weak spot of mine Bollards and supermarket car parks are my nemesis.

I love small, energy efficient a-to-b vehicles. The go cart experience does it for me. I enjoy driving them :D

Alas, wee things are shit for our camping and wilderness trips. We could really do with something that can tackle off road and loads of equipment. It never fails to surprise me though at all the big 4X4 things that are used for ego, the school run, being parked all day outside workplaces and keeping shining and clean. Wtf, why have one if you ain’t going to use it properly.

Cars are not really my thing. I prefer my bike and legs %)



Good evening eadd xxx

 

[One Thousand Words]

Good luck biking through sand

 

[koneko]

Good luck biking through sand

Ain't got no problem biking through sand. Us Scot's are hardy and I have strong legs Though I will grant you it isn't quite like cycling through the outback down under where you are. Our sand has variation and personality

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[cosmiccars]

@ ceres Total bellend comments m8.
You can pick up a Porsche for 4k a V12 jag for 1k and some people that don't earn much will nurture them for the pleasure of maintaining them and enjoying the feeling of being at one with a beautiful piece of engineering.
Hate to say it but keep up your shenanigans and you might end up a statistic

 

[Ceres]

*that pic of the bloke in suspenders with his dick in the end of a landrovers exhaust*

 

[ColtDan]

I wanna old school american motor. Get it gas converted. Maybe some day

Robbie Maddison Does an Olympic Ski Jump on his Motorbike

 

[One Thousand Words]

That looks more like gravel that you are biking on Kate

You need a 4X4 to get through this talcum powder beach on Fraser Island

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[Ceres]

Yeah exactly what a nice quiet tranquil beach needs, some twat in a 4x4 driving all over it.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/11/18/we-read-the-daily-mail-today-so-you-dont-have-to/

 

[One Thousand Words]

That's why they only let twats buy sensible Opels and Escorts

 

[Ceres]

ok m8

 

[One Thousand Words]

The biggest twat mobiles would have to be motorcycles. Useless in the rain, enough room for one person to hang on for dear life on the back and completely useless for shopping at the supermarket

 

[Ceres]

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[felix]

The biggest twat mobiles would have to be motorcycles. Useless in the rain, enough room for one person to hang on for dear life on the back and completely useless for shopping at the supermarket

Troll harder.