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Gibberings CLXXXI - Is it Christmas yet?

cant you hide cold sores with lipstick? especially when going for the "rushed prostitute" look?
 
LosBlancos said:
Have a job interview in the morning, got a text from the woman running human resources saying "don't forget our interview, look forward to seeing you :)". Not sure if she fancies me, sadly I have a visible cold sore right now not sure what to do?
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you know what, me work-mate got a warning for puting smilly faces and other symbols when talking to a customer because it might give mixed signal.
this explains it.
I don't think she should have (work-mate) got a warning for that

and no, it does not mean anything (a smiley face).

you have herpes most likely?
 
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^ =D

Morning folks,

Just been up to the tattoo studio for them to look over the design I found. Unfortunatly the guy who will be doing it has his books full for the year & isn't opening his books for next year for a few weeks. Going to have to keep a beady eye out so I can get an appointment early next year.
 
Mixed morning. Woke up on four hours sleep and got dragged in to uni to see my module convener, who was lovely but oh my god I looked and smelled like I'd slept in Special Brew. Then got to join Mrs Snolls in ticketing cars round the uni which she apparently does from time to time when she's out the office. Found a car with a cardboard number plate duct taped on with the letters written in sharpie. That got a ticket but not a 'what the fuck is wrong with you' comment which I feel was needed.
 
BecomingJulie is just helping me with my self-improvement (tyvm)

actually joking, and actually yes - thank you, Julie. I have learned

Honestly thought I was posting in the lounge at my herpes comment @ LB (troll) tbh, i am not trying to be mean! i am not sorry either.



Chatative said:
^ =D

Morning folks,

Just been up to the tattoo studio for them to look over the design I found. Unfortunatly the guy who will be doing it has his books full for the year & isn't opening his books for next year for a few weeks. Going to have to keep a beady eye out so I can get an appointment early next year.
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sick man,(that you found a design you like) have you got any other tatts? I want to but not 100% on design yet. getting MXE though for sure, style anyway. of symbol but it'll be hidden slightly
 
snolly said:
Found a car with a cardboard number plate duct taped on with the letters written in sharpie. That got a ticket but not a 'what the fuck is wrong with you' comment which I feel was needed.
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thats actually more common here than expected.
i wish i could give tickets to various cars. some people are just assholes in traffic or parking...
actually, screw that, i wish id go all mad max on their asses and bump the daylights out of their shiny suv with some spiked up rusty commie-car.
there is NO NEED for a 4x4 in a city, especially when you're an 18yo bimbo (male or female eh, dont want to be sexist in my hate) who just brags about it to friends and cant even see properly from behind the huge steering wheel.
 
I think you should get a peace sign, to like, symbolise your search for inner peace. Surrounded by flames, to like, symbolise your fiery temper tantrums n stuff.

And right underneath, you should get the tattooist to misspell your nickname. That'd be a good tattoo. Deep.
 
kingme said:
thats actually more common here than expected.
i wish i could give tickets to various cars. some people are just assholes in traffic or parking...
actually, screw that, i wish id go all mad max on their asses and bump the daylights out of their shiny suv with some spiked up rusty commie-car.
there is NO NEED for a 4x4 in a city, especially when you're an 18yo bimbo (male or female eh, dont want to be sexist in my hate) who just brags about it to friends and cant even see properly from behind the huge steering wheel.
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Haha, totally agree. Town I'm from has shit loads of em but there's the battered up mud covered ones you see the farmers out on the backroads in and then there's the massive black shiny fuckers driven by women a bit older than myself who apparently think they're driving a fucking tank and have no idea how mini roundabouts work. Or cars.
 
hahah I enjoy being a passive aggressive pedestrian towards 4x4's when im in town, walking unusually slowly across the road when there is some arsehole in a landrover with private plates thus forcing them to slow down, extra points if they are forced to change down a gear or stop completely.
 
muahu4uha4h. They are the asshole for driving an ugly ostentatious environment destroying tank when they could be driving a smartcar.
 
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But doesn't making them slow down / stop kinda exacerbate that environment-destroying effect which you're ostensibly objecting to?

Even more so when they proceed to aggressively accelerate away once you've passed?
 
pffff drop in the ocean compared to their overall fuel consumption. Worth it to annoy them. They are so ubiquitous now and tacky as fuck those cars.
 
I have no great love for them, and the nastier part of me suspects that most of the drivers of such vehicles are people I wouldn't get along with, but I can't see the satisfaction in causing them a very minor inconvenience for the sake of a wee chuckle.

If anything, you've probably given them a talking point - "that uncouth, resentful peasant who likes to think he's ruining my day by crossing the road determinedly slowly". Or summat to that effect.

Do you do the same to white van men?
 
The market for those cars are huge. Ive worked in the Land Rover plant and they cant build them quick enough for the demand.. luckily its mainly overseas markets Ceres so your slow walk protest shouldn't increase to much ;)

I agree, shit cars.. I drove a Range Rover not so long back and it has got to be one of the worst cars ive ever drove, hated it. So did the guy who bought it, he sold it a few months after buying it..
 
sammy g: I do this to quite a lot of porsche / bmw / other twatmobile cars too. One of these days I will be in a particularly bad mood and start giving them the finger too. If I was a bit younger and lived somewhere more metropolitan I would seriously consider getting some 'arsehole' stickers printed to affix to them while crossing the road behind them.

Everyone buys them on leases anyway so really they are just rental cars they *have* to have to make up for their various insecurity issues.
 
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Everyone buys them on leases anyway so really they are just rental cars they *have* to have to make up for their various insecurity issues.
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And there are no insecurity issues at the root of your deep-seated hatred of 'twatmobiles'?

Don't get me wrong, I'm no great fan. I can get over it though.
 
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