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Gibberings CLXXXI - Is it Christmas yet?

Whoa, let's be careful. :o These are harm reduction boards at heart.

What would everyone like for Xmas? Apart from drugs, of course? A couple friends are getting together to get me a usable laptop and a guitar. I'm getting them CDs and, er, RCs.

All I want is a little understanding and maybe even a few scraps of affection.

Besides that, a book or two, a bit of junk, a few bottles of whiskey and maybe a tin whistle.
 
Who needs christmas when you have heroin, right sammy g?

I am having a christmas on my own with no family around, mercifully. One of these days I will get round to finding a partner in crime of the opposite sex.
 
Yeah haha

0.6ml hasnt done too much, dosed an hour and a half ago, am i safe to whack it up to 0.8 or 1ml now?
Call it meow meow again and I'll knock you out m8. And nevermind commas, grammar please, it's YOU'RE, I wouldn't have said anything but it's the third time that's annoyed me today.

I have no idea what's going on but I can still type properly and I agree, Marmz is cool and should come back. As should good ol' crackhead, those two are ace.

As for xmas I want (need) money otherwise I am fooked.

how are you gonna knock me out then? trick me and make me overdose on gbl until i blackout! i was gonna say before i luckily realised, that i thought the odd grammar and spelling was aloud in the i'm fucked thread but because i'm fucked i didn't realise. nice try anyway i can see what you did there and i think i forgot to remeber to forget a comma but i carried on typing and here i am having a chat with a fellow bluelight brother. hows your mum?
 
I don't want to do the mum does it all xmas thing. It's knackering and I want a break with a daughter in law to do it all from now in.

Sounds like a livelier night in here from usual, pleased to see you all happish / fucktished / mentalish x
 
christmas just means annoyance at the fact everything slows down or stops working, PULL YOUR FINGER OUT ROYAL MAIL
 
Yeah haha

0.6ml hasnt done too much, dosed an hour and a half ago, am i safe to whack it up to 0.8 or 1ml now?
how are you gonna knock me out then? trick me and make me overdose on gbl until i blackout! i was gonna say before i luckily realised, that i thought the odd grammar and spelling was aloud in the i'm fucked thread but because i'm fucked i didn't realise. nice try anyway i can see what you did there and i think i forgot to remeber to forget a comma but i carried on typing and here i am having a chat with a fellow bluelight brother. hows your mum?
I don't want to do the mum does it all xmas thing. It's knackering and I want a break with a daughter in law to do it all from now in.

Sounds like a livelier night in here from usual, pleased to see you all happish / fucktished / mentalish x

hi kate i'm fooked but i think i'm one missing comma away from an infraction, i miss the days when people was fooked on here but being fucked i upset the gibbering gentlemen of this thread when i should be with the druggies in the "i'm fooked mega thread" easy mistake to make when your fooked and i didn't wanna write my thoughts on facebook cuz there just not fooked like me and people on here, well so i thought.

being serious tho i have actually lost my voice completely so i have to type my thoughts on here. i just want acceptance like the other bluelight brothers. you say potato i say meow meow were is the love people? i'm getting bad vibes
 
whos back? is he like the main boss? i'm actually quite nervous. speed, its like the laxative for the part of your brain that speaks words and ting
 
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IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FISH AND I DON'T HAVE TITS HUH
WELL GEE WHIZ GOD ONLY GAVE ME GILLS
TRY POKING YOUR DICK AROUND IN MY SLOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

best wank i had in ages. thanks
 
Sorry, I'm not being ignorant here. I'm just smoking last week's tooter and about a month's worth of foil, some of it with significant amounts of residue, one or two with forgotten beetles on.

Oh, and being ignorant. I'm doing that too.
 
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^ That really does look more like a giant turd than a ghost...

Oh.. who's been naughty, Shambles has had the scissors out...
 
Sorry, I'm not being ignorant here. I'm just smoking last week's tooter and about a month's worth of foil, some of it with significant amounts of residue, one or two with forgotten beetles on.

Oh, and being ignorant. I'm doing that too.

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