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Gibberings CLXXV - Talk about Phil Mitchell

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inflorescence said:
Someone take mine I call her the EVIL ONE ungrateful fucking miserable nasty fur ball rescued at 3 months and no one wanted it as it was scratchy bitey and bouncing off the walls-
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Sounds like my mates cat, i like cats in general but hate that evil little shite. a few times it seems quite happy being stroked and then turns around and lets rip, claws my arm up and bites me haha. attacks him as well. comes in, gets fed, goes out, comes in then attacks people. ungrateful little toss. wouldn't be standing for that. then again i'd get another dog anyway, love em
 
ColtDan said:
Sounds like my mates cat, i like cats in general but hate that evil little shite. a few times it seems quite happy being stroked and then turns around and lets rip, claws my arm up and bites me haha. attacks him as well. comes in, gets fed, goes out, comes in then attacks people. ungrateful little toss. wouldn't be standing for that. then again i'd get another dog anyway, love em
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Would have stopped talking to you if you'd said you didn't tbh ;)

The aforementioned 25 year old cat was like that though apparently, completely schizophrenic, lovely and cuddly one minute then attacking you the next. Of course, this is only second hand knowledge as this cat died about 25 years before I was even born but I've heard plenty of stories about its antics.

ColtDan said:
A Compilation Of People Fucking Up The Ice Bucket Challenge
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I think you should do it.
 
Fuck this fucken ice bucket shit. biggest scam of 2014.

great to raise awareness for ALS though, but it is crooks that are really taking most of the donated money.
 
Marmalade said:
I'm thinking the same about my (newish) dog.

Cruel Marmz*




*Hopefully redeemed by her 30 year veggie credentials
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hahaha, made me laugh coz it's just about true.

inflorescence said:
She detests me and the feeling is mutual...tried but it hates women...fucking nasty scratchy moody malting fur ball instigator a feline vile agitater...seriously it's a mutual hatred.

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lol, what a picture. Perfectly encompasses that aura of female enmity. Someone needs to add a caption to it.
 
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By hypoallergenic cat do you mean one of those hairless ones? They're just a bit on the freaky side
 
I like hairless cats, they're cool in an alien kind of way. Gotta have a bit of fur though for cuddle time.

I also like the use of the word hypoallergenic to describe a cat. Kind of similar to my use of the word durable, have I started a trend of describing animals like pieces of furniture? Could work.
 
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They are creepy and would still eat your corpse if you had an unexpected stroke.

Besides most people who are allergic to cats are actually sensitive to their saliva, not fur
 
OTW, I think you have a picture for every occasion.

I like creepy animals, they're cool. Corpse eating sounds like a good trait, I'll probably die surrounded by cats and won't be found for weeks so if they eat my corpse it'll save it stinking up the place.

As for the allergy thing, I thought it was mainly the urine that people were allergic to? Pretty sure it is with rodents at least because I remember looking it up when I started having slight allergic reactions to my step dad's guinea pig. Can definitely be the fur too though.
 
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The mrs is allergic to pretty much everything. Avocado, most nuts except peanuts ironically, melons, oranges and gluten gives her terrible eczema. If a dog licks her she breaks out in a rash. She is even allergic to "sensitive" soaps

Good thing she isn't allergic to semen.
 
Yeah I wouldn't particularly want to cuddle a scaly gremlin on a comedown

OTW I thought you'd dug out a picture of a 'jugallo' holding a hairless cat for a sec
 
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