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Gibberings CLXXV - Talk about Phil Mitchell

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So Sam is a double agent here and trying to pull the wool over my eyes :-|
scary where could i find less biased info on bluntsie
hmmmm
 
ponch said:
Don't listen to Sammy G, he is a former member of the clique. Not to be trusted.
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The Clique never existed. Despite what anybody claiming to be a former Clique member tells you.

Right? :sus:

acieed_ed said:
scary where could i find less biased info on bluntsie
hmmmm
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I'm sure he has a few self-help books out there now. How to be a self-made millionnaire and maintain inner peace, how to avoid getting angry on the internet; stuff like that.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
I swear you told me you loved Phuket after I'd told you I thought it was shit.

Anyway, come to Laos, but don't hit me. You haven't made it there yet, and I'll be there for two months Jan-March. Before that you've got the choice of Malaysia, Java, Bali, Sri Lanka or the Philippines, Sep-Dec. I told you I was going and I'm a man of my word.
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I loved old Phuket - Kamala, Bang Tao etc it was Patong that we had the problem with. Malaysia/Sri Lanka yes, Bali - bit too honeymoony for me, Philippines ?
 
Philippines for Christmas man. Sri Lanka just before that (cricket, end of November/start of December). Bali for dead friends buried ashes, no honeymoon. Malaysia first (September/October).

Luang Prabang in February. Now what excuse do you have? ;)
 
Tbh i thought i was alone in that thinking ii must be just that kinda cunt, but its good to near theres others out there haha. I wouldnt go as far to say it turns me on though haha. Nothing nicer smelling than ya own sweaty dangly goolies :D

Im in no mans land atm. Normally at this point a stimulated man on his lonesome would tuck into some questionable porn, but with the addition of valium i cant see it being all that great. Couple tins of disco piss would go down a treat right now. Tennants, kestral, speshy, take ya pick, its all disco piss at the end of the day.

Goolies haha <3
 
Fucking hell, when i was trying to sleep last night all i had was the bear necessities running through my head, over and over and over again; such a pain when that happens! Your guess is as good as much though as to why it was the fucking bear necessities though :?

I wanted to make this my avatar a couple days ago, but the bastarding file is too large!

 
And being a respectful man i assume you picked it up and disposed of it correctly? Or just spray it with half a can of deodorant, but i dont know if thats a weird thing to do or not. Would you raise an eyebrow to a man standing next to a pile of shit, smothering it with lynx?
 
If the man was spraying it with Lynx dark temptation i would raise both eyebrows, boot the can out of his hand and tell him to leave the poor dump alone
 
Hahahahaha =D I knew someoe was gonna come in with a comment about the lynx, but that was perfection haha =D Its all about the knock-offs these days. Got a lovely can of Ken Berman down the turkish market. All i could hear was "50 cash, boss, 50 cash boss" coming from all directions. A quick spray of my newly purchased Ken Berman bioderant and they soon scattered.
 
Spliff Politics said:
And being a respectful man i assume you picked it up and disposed of it correctly? Or just spray it with half a can of deodorant, but i dont know if thats a weird thing to do or not. Would you raise an eyebrow to a man standing next to a pile of shit, smothering it with lynx?
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I did what any other self respecting adult would do. Kicked it in the face of the nearest child while shouting "O'Doyle rules!"
 
Hahaha imagine that =D Sadly the shyte would proberly splatter all over you in the process. Lots of questions will be asked when you walk in the office, so you'll just have to give the knowing nod and mouth "O'Doyle rules' to everyone; im sure they will understand, despite the fact your covered in shyte and have made no effort to wipe it off at any point of the day haha ;)
 
I made a thread in SLR about the importance of nipple tassels and it got deleted in about 5 seconds :?:? I feel absolutely crushed :(
 
Thats precisely what the mod said in the PM to me moment after haha. I quickly responded with a picture of my middle finger with the words "back off" underneath. Dont think they'll be messing with this bulk of muscles again.
 
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