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Gibberings CLXXIV - Cock Piss Partridge

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I have always wanted to be a self employed criminal... there's time yet

But on the side I play poker... guess that could count as a job if you win alot

Thinking of learning a few things at college, and then going into the army for a bit to learn more, would love to work for a PMC in the future aswell
 
parttime crackhead said:
Right, this is danger zone, because there's going to be some harrowing reason for you having that money.

But... it's not money you've earned, is it?
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I earned it by being fabulous ;)

Nah, half and half really, I do a lot of stuff around the house and always have so in that way I have earned a bit of it. If I was like most people I wouldn't have most of it but I'm brilliant at saving and have been doing so since I was about 7 so :P Yeah.
 
I'm trying to curtail my spending, it's been silly and well beyong my means for a couple of years now. As long as I can still waste money on food I'm happy really.
 
Crikey this jim beam stuffs strong I filled a third the glass with it the rest with cola and wow

THECATINTHEHAT said:
I'm trying to curtail my spending, it's been silly and well beyong my means for a couple of years now. As long as I can still waste money on food I'm happy really.
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Tell me about it LOL....

PTCH I may have to purchase the Guardian to see these comments :)

Evey
 
SummerSerenade said:
I earned it by being fabulous ;)

Nah, half and half really, I do a lot of stuff around the house and always have so in that way I have earned a bit of it. If I was like most people I wouldn't have most of it but I'm brilliant at saving and have been doing so since I was about 7 so :P Yeah.
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Thank fuck for that. I was waiting on "Well, what price would you put on both parent's being eaten by lions at the zoo when you're 5 you heartless bastard?"

I once asked the woman who ran the local pool hall how much her nice new car cost her. The reply "My man's life". He'd died in a car crash and she got a claim because of a faulty car. I'm always wary about finding out the source of people's money since then lol.

Saving at 7? You must have been an odd child. I've been spending every penny that crosses my palm as fast as I possibly can since I was about that age.

It's not actually that wild a shout. My dad used to give me a score a week guilt money. If I'd saved it rather than spending it on underage drinking, and chucked in a couple of xmas/bdays as well, I could have saved 10k. I had fun instead :p

THECATINTHEHAT said:
I'm trying to curtail my spending, it's been silly and well beyong my means for a couple of years now. As long as I can still waste money on food I'm happy really.
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I consistently spend more than I earn. Spiralling overdraft is not good. They recently offered me a £750 extension on it. I thought "Great timing, I've got a killer power bill to clear" so I paid £200 towards the power bill then spunked the rest up a wall and was more skint than normal by the end of the month :\

I realised my way of dealing with finances isn't normal when I'd been tapping my flatmate money to pay bills. He owed me a few hundred quid and said "I'll give you it next week, I can't give you it the now, I'm really skint, I'm almost into my overdraft". I was like WHAT?!? I am always in my overdraft, I live in it, and I'm the one tapping you money??? I realised that my definition of "skint" is different to most peoples, mine is when yo've maxed all the credit available to you.
 
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parttime crackhead said:
Thank fuck for that. I was waiting on "Well, what price would you put on both parent's being eaten by lions at the zoo when you're 5 you heartless bastard?"

Saving at 7? You must have been an odd child lol. I've been spending every penny that crosses my palm as fast as I possibly can since I was about that age.
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Haha should have said that anyway. But also, my parents aren't together so I get (used to get) the usual guilt money from my father.

Odd child? I'm still odd now. I was keeping a close grasp on my dollah in anticipation of my future cocaine habit. Yes, I was very forward thinking - and advanced for my age.

Coke is not cheap, HAHA don't fucking even. I had a lot saved.

Well, I still do tbh but I like to pretend I'm on the verge of poverty.
 
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My dad used to give me a score a week guilt money. I
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Lucky, my dad contributed almost fuck all, left my mum struggling throughout, until i got to around 10, then took me and my step sister, step mother on outings and bought her stuff and bought me nothing, treated her like his own and treated me like nothing, the tosser
 
I've a £1,250 overdraft and £4,200 credit card limit....
I used to have £4,600 until my codeine addiction n trying to accomplish a master destroyed it....

Fuck money... when I'm in the spiritual world, using projective thought to think what I want and grant my finest wish, who'll give a fuck about money eh? My child has like £2,500 in her trust and that's what truly matters - that's she's money to go to uni or whatever....

Evey
 
Money is delusional evil bullshit. in the grand scheme. or whatever the term is
 
ColtDan said:
Lucky, my dad contributed almost fuck all until i got to around 10, then took me and my step sister, step mother on outings and bought her stuff and bought me nothing, treated her like his own and treated me like nothing, the tosser
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Dads are shite man, that's why I never intend to be one. I can't think of much worse than being a shit dad.
 
ColtDan said:
Lucky, my dad contributed almost fuck all until i got to around 10, then took me and my step sister, step mother on outings and bought her stuff and bought me nothing, treated her like his own and treated me like nothing, the tosser
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You remind me of my old mate, Dan. He lived in Bourmouth (why do all my online friends live in south England, where I'll never get to meet them :( ), he had a step-sister too only his Dan used to beat him and his Mam, then he ended up fostered for a few years... but he was a DJ, attended a load of road shows and had an online show called d3m0n.radio I miss him and lost touch because of my codeine addiction reminded him of his ex, and we had a huge row one day. I miss him a lot but that's life I guess...

My Dad was great 'cept he used to beat my brothers with a stick when they were messing around n for some reason I felt scared of him though he never hit me only them and would punch doors and walls if my mam wasn't back on time n send my brother looking for her which scared me a bit...

Evey
 
No overdraft, no loans, one credit card with a £150 limit with a £140 balance available. Company car, and living at me moms since ive been single. Loving life ;) sort of...
 
If we're playing debt top trumps

£1750 overdraft, that gets maxed every month & £1200 owed on a credit card. No car, rented flat.

The credit card debt is so old the interest must be insane. It was mainly all cash advances back in my cokehead days, £300 a time to pay off tick bills haha. Since then I've made the minimum payments every month and when it gets to £100 or so available I use it to buy something I don't need. I'm shite with money, I'm really good at spending it though.
 
Trouble is, since 2001 I've been able to say "I want that, I'm getting it!" I've lived in my overdraft and survived it for 10+ but my codeine addiction and attempting to complete my masters has destroyed me.... I'm kinda addicted to spending money it relieves the emptiness and not being able to, is extremely hard because it's another addiction...

Damn God for inflicting me with this addictive / obsessive personality.... The amount of times I've literally begged him to make me normal and relieve me of these curses.... Everything I get interested in becomes an addiction and it's horrible... codeine, forums, spending money and other stuff... I'm cursed and I've no way of relieving it because the utter void, the emptiness is way too many to bare and I can't bare it....

But damn him for not relieving me of these curses when I've prayed EVERY NIGHT OF MY LIFE TO HIM and always believed.... WHY?????

parttime crackhead said:
If we're playing debt top trumps

£1750 overdraft, that gets maxed every month & £1200 owed on a credit card. No car, rented flat.

The credit card debt is so old the interest must be insane. It was mainly all cash advances back in my cokehead days, £300 a time to pay off tick bills haha. Since then I've made the minimum payments every month and when it gets to £100 or so available I use it to buy something I don't need. I'm shite with money, I'm really good at spending it though.
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hahahaha know that feeling... I guess I could get out of paying it but I don't want to... I've been brought up to pay back my debts and my Nain would turn in her grave if I didn't pay it...

Evey
 
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