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Gibberings CLXVII - Mountains of Shit Day in Day Out

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So last night was one of the best Thursday nights out of my life! Went proper wide and I got me some gropey hugs :)
 
SummerSerenade said:
Haha, good thing I have a bladder of steel ;) The blocked one is still ok for emergency wees anyway, it's not like weeing in it is going to block it up any more. Am looking forward to getting home in a couple of weeks and having proper facilities though, always forget how much of a shithole this is until I get back to normality. And this is expensive accommodation as well, I shudder to think what the lesser places are like :\

Just noticed there were loads of replies between me and the last post I saw! Fail. Oh well, I've been sampling a teeny bit of the finest cocaine so I am slightly unfocused. Hope everyone is having a good night tho!
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People used to just piss in the sinks in their rooms when i was at uni. My housemate sat on his ready to take a dump while absolutely steaming once but thankfully realised what he was doing before it was too late (or thats what he told us anyway, i dread to think)
 
ponch said:
People used to just piss in the sinks in their rooms when i was at uni.
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I went round some guy's room in freshers week and it was already full of industrial sized bottles of piss, when there was a perfectly good sink in the corner:?. Unsurprisingly he wasn't about for long.
 
Anybody hugs me, gropey or otherwise, and they're getting stabbed.

My city is teeming with One Direction fans. My workplace's car park was teeming with One Direction fans, as it's near enough to the stadium for it to become a profitable spot on days like this. One Direction fans and their parents. I'm pretty worried that there are this many One Direction fans. :(

Today I bought some drugs, so I had to go and buy some new Converse in order to balance out some kind of pseudo-karma that's entirely of my own guilt riddled creation.
 
Sammy G said:
Anybody hugs me, gropey or otherwise, and they're getting stabbed.

My city is teeming with One Direction fans. My workplace's car park was teeming with One Direction fans, as it's near enough to the stadium for it to become a profitable spot on days like this. One Direction fans and their parents. I'm pretty worried that there are this many One Direction fans. :(
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You don't like 1D or hugs? Christ.. :( :(
 
SummerSerenade said:
You certainly need drugs to cope with One Direction.

And what's this about sinks in uni rooms - I don't have a sink :? I feel cheated! Not that I would pee in it anyway, but you know...
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What sort of hovel are you living in? Its all ensuites and rents topping 100 quid a week now isnt it?


So it was One Direction that caused my journey home to take twice as long as possible. Another reason to dislike Harry Styles
 
One direction :/ I once made a post asking if Justin Bieber was real or a joke :D.

Old, hand me my knitting needles and Ill make us a scarf.
 
Generic and instantly forgettable boy band is exactly what they are. To the nth degree in fact, but not even so you could perversely romanticise it, like some of the cheesier boy bands of the olden days. Just sheer antiseptic horror.
 
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