Gibberings CLXVII - Mountains of Shit Day in Day Out

[masaz]

errrrrrrrm hahaha nah that's not moany. Twas humid here yesterday but we had a good old Thunderstorm. I was just on Bluelight without a care in the world n little one was annoyed cause the sky kept turning off lol....

Evey

Can't beat a thunderstorm. Also lol @ your kid :D Never seen thunder here apart from the one storm that knocked my fucking router dead when I moved into my last house.

Bollocks

Unfounded lies

 

[maxalfie]

Sorry Snolly, i just couldn't resist that one

 

[Shambles]

It's not classed as whoring if you give it away free

 

[maxalfie]

Very true Shambles, bless her little cotton socks

 

[BecomingJulie]

So, I was walking up to a crossing when I was out in town a little earlier & saw there was a green man, yet there were 3 sets of people all standing at the crossing waiting for the beeping I suppose. I just walked straight past them over the road - numpties

Don't ever try applying the same principle to festival toilets. If there are half a dozen of the things in a row, five showing the red "occupied" flag and one showing the green "vacant" flag, and people standing waiting for the occupied units ..... There's probably a very good reason for the green flag.

My friend Lauren discovered this, about one year ago. She's just about O.K. now.

 

[masaz]

It's not classed as whoring if you give it away free

Very true Shambles, bless her little cotton socks

I win At not whoring. Biggest achievement in years.

 

[Chatative]

You say that like you had to make a conscious effort not to.

 

[masaz]

It literally is though! That and the time I won at cross country at school

Memories

 

[Shambles]

Blimey. Cross country sounds a lot more fun Oop North than down here was

 

[masaz]

Oh aye, it was like an early precursor to dogging were our cross country runs

 

[Shambles]

Thought that was just our PE teacher.

 

[ColtDan]

Lol... dodgy looking fucker

This Vine Of Ed Miliband Trying To Look Normal Is Strangely Mesmeric

 

[Shambles]

He's a politician. I'm not sure what point you or they are trying to make. Are any of them not?

 

[ColtDan]

Good point... milliband looks especially like a wrong-un tho..

lol at the amount of abuse cameron gets on twitter, makes me wonder why he bothers with it at all... altho i bet hes got other people tweeting for him... every other comment is "fuck off dishface" whenever he tweets anything

 

[gayorstraight]

Cos he likes the power. Got to be the only reason

 

[masaz]

Lol... dodgy looking fucker

This Vine Of Ed Miliband Trying To Look Normal Is Strangely Mesmeric

I feel a bit violated. He really is a funny looking fucker bless, goddamn his brother though.

That Vine can't beat Gordon Brown trying to smile tho, or Ed Miliband and his 'at a time when strikes are still going on...'

 

[BecomingJulie]

In the absence of a dedicated maths thread, can anybody tell me whether
integral a - b * cos x dx = a * x - b * sin x + C

 

[masaz]

I wish I could

 

[Shambles]

Aside from the integral bit I still understand the rest. Who said a C in GCSE maths (stop sniggering - that was the highest grade possible on the particular course I took) was useless? Me cos I can't remember how to work it out and still don't know what an integral is.

 

[masaz]

Fuck, I got a C at GCSE and I still can't do long division on paper. I can do long multiplication, just. Fucking useless at it fuck knows how I got a C.