Gibberings CLXIV - I don't Have a Clue if These Numerals are Right I'm Still Drunk

[masaz]

That is an odd thought. Rather unsettling in fact

My mother and I have a weirdly open relationship. My Dad hates it and leaves the room when we get talking. She'll actually 'shush' me if he comes into the room when we're talking about stuff like that. Mother's entire female side of the family is like that except my sister who I'm certain does not have genitals.

 

[ColtDan]

You have a uniquely intimate relationship with your mother don't you, Snolls. Somehow I can't quite imagine me having that conversation with mine

Just what i was thinking lol

 

[Shambles]

We never even got "The Talk" I don't think. It was just kinda assumed when we got past a certain age that we'd know so occasional references could be made without having to explain them. Mind you, I went through a phase of taking all the sex manuals (my parents had a disturbingly high number and variety of 'em) out from their place (not very well) hidden at the bottom of their bedroom cupboard and stashing them under my mattress for... late night study sessions. Came home from school one day and they were all laid out on the table with MamaSham stood looking expectantly beside them. One of those "Ground please swallow me now" moments that only come with quite that intensity during adolescence when sexstuff is involved. She laid my jazz mags out on my bed for me to discover one time a couple years later which I found particularly vindictive. Never said a word just put them there after she'd presumably been in to... actually probably to rifle through my belongings (seems to be a mother thing). I'd probably rather she just bollocked me for them but nope it was just left for me to bollock myself which was probably far more effective really.

Am quite glad we don't have quite as open a relationship as you do with yours though, Snolls. Think I may just prefer the more arm's length approach to mothering my own has. I am now vaguely wondering how strong her vagina is though. I'm not generally the competitive type either.

 

[masaz]

If you're referring to my mother's, it's very strong! If you'rs, I don't know. Your mother's, that is.

I do remember being outed by showing my Granddad and cousin my new PC I'd gotten for my 18th birthday and pressing 'media player' only for the lesbian porn my then girlfriend and I had been watching the night before. After that my Granddad just asked Mum 'is Snolly a lesbian?' to which she replied 'yes', having known since I was born, pretty much.

 

[Shambles]

... having known since I was born, pretty much.

I hate to ask... yet have to ask... tongue out on arrival?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Tut tut I said hiya to all you ignored me so who's first over my knee for a good spanking?

Haha jk how ya are doing? 'Tis beeeautiful today

Evey xxxx

 

[Shambles]

... who's first over my knee for a good spanking?

Haha jk how ya are doing?

Spoilsport

It's not bad out today. Kinda grey here but warm enough. Bit nippy in the breeze but far from unpleasant.

 

[foolsgold]

[video=youtube_share;8yvJFV9K6cA]http://youtu.be/8yvJFV9K6cA[/video] two live crew fucking A Fridays coming

 

[Nicklazz]

yo m8 how are u? ^ good to see ya

 

[Shambles]

Wanted to post a linky to an actually good tune that used 2 Live Crew samples heavily but buggered if I can recall the name offhand. Instead I'll stick with 2 LIve Crew themselves (who I happen to also be a big(ish) fan of)...

Linkied not vidembedded cos vidembeds are just bad, m'kay...

2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes

Tickled me immensely for quite some time. And still does although I hardly ever go there these days.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Spoilsport

It's not bad out today. Kinda grey here but warm enough. Bit nippy in the breeze but far from unpleasant.

Haha was you wanting a good spanking? Lol

Evey xxxx

 

[ColtDan]

ahaha you've pulled shamby, excellent work

 

[Shambles]

Not just pulled but pulled 'em down and eagerly awaiting punishment.

 

[masaz]

ey up

 

[Ceres]

Wanted to post a linky to an actually good tune that used 2 Live Crew samples heavily but buggered if I can recall the name offhand. Instead I'll stick with 2 LIve Crew themselves (who I happen to also be a big(ish) fan of)...

Linkied not vidembedded cos vidembeds are just bad, m'kay...

2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes

Tickled me immensely for quite some time. And still does although I hardly ever go there these days.

This might be up your street - https://soundcloud.com/dj-vadim/live-in-leeds-hip-hop-mix

The sun is out and im sat indoors doing fuck all. argh.

 

[Shambles]

It's DJ Vadim so is already up my street before the page has loaded (which is taking bastard ages incidentally).

Still murky grey but warm here. Need to pop out ferra bit so could report back in greater detail if this weather discussion persists.

EDIT: Loaded. Not listened (skipped a scant section or so) and is an extended mix of stuffs. Kewl. Suspect you would be right in that being up my street, Ceres. Rather easy to please am I. Even the geezer from my DSP calling out the blue yesterday morn to ask me to respond to a client satisfaction questionnaire spent half the time reminiscing about how great the 90s were. I struggled to disagree. The very definition of auld geezer perhaps. However, I am young at heart. If not of heart.

*clutches chest as he stands up too suddenly*

 

[Sammy G]

Murky grey but warm enough for a t-shirt and an open window here.

Celebrating a month free of booze with a spliff and a shandy. Yes, I know it's 0.5% alcohol, but come on...

 

[Marmalade]

WooooHooo!

Internets

Just dl'd a 3gig iso of an OS in like 6 minutes or somethin' ...

THANK J00 to EADD's resident tech god

 

[Ceres]

A giant marmalade appears! woohoo.

 

[ColtDan]

There she is