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Gibberings CLXIII - Up All Night Shooting Cheese Balls

swampdragon said:
Blimey. Is that a regular chat-up line, then? "'Scuse me love, but how healthy are your gums?"
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I was with another dentist and these two girls got excited and started gibbering about their teeth. We both looked at each other and thought "Walk away, not today, Disco Lady"

On Thursday I had a 17yr old tell my hygienist that she would have an affair with me if she worked with us. Jesus they slut up so early these days.
 
OTW, you having a drink with us all tonight?
Where the f is everyone? Christ!

Evey

EDIT; Has anyone seen SHM???? I fell out with him other day n put him on ignore for a lil' while as I do, everyone. I've E-mailed him but not heard anything from him. Does anyone know if he's ok cause I've not seen him on here a lot n I care about him cause he's a good person so can someone let meknow if he's doing ok, please? I know he's not been having a good time of it lately.

Evey
 
Can you believe MDB used the word "boring" in the same sentence as Ian Hislop... 8o although he did qualify he isn't usually.

He & Bill Bailey are like my idols... if I could be as funny as them, no-one would notice my hair loss, which is steadily going their way!
 
Bill Bailey is brilliant.. have you seen any of his nature documentaries? Think there was one about babooons.
 
Nicklazz said:
Cheers Eve, I drink with u ;)
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Ace.... I've almost finished.... Gutted.
Nicklazz how you doing?

Where's MDB? He should be here, having a drink with us. I like that bloke. He's good-looking, friendly, lovely, shame someone that nice lives so damn far away. Where is he anyway???? Wish he was here. MDB has come a long way hasn't he, to be fair. He has.
He's a damn good bloke, he is.
I like him.

Anyway, back to drinking.... C'mon people lets gone on the FUCKING ALCOHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Evey xxxx
 
Eveleivibe said:
OTW, you having a drink with us all tonight?
Where the f is everyone? Christ!
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It's 6:30am here and I promised my daughter I would take her for a cross country training run at 7 this morning. I am taking her to a brew bar for lunch after we go house hunting so I might have to wait a few hours.

I remember when a weeks holiday was spent punishing my liver for being so soft. I'll probably start work cut as fuck and my stash still intact :(


edit: lol I wrote lucy instead of lunch. Now that would be a fucking education for her. I could only imagine the phone calls I got after she submitted her "What I did on the holiday's" essay
 
If pre-drinking is now called prinking.. does that mean that prugging is a thing?

(And soz, I don't drink often!)
 
Eveleivibe said:
Ace.... I've almost finished.... Gutted.
Nicklazz how you doing?

Where's MDB? He should be here, having a drink with us. I like that bloke. He's good-looking, friendly, lovely, shame someone that nice lives so damn far away. Where is he anyway???? Wish he was here. MDB has come a long way hasn't he, to be fair. He has.
He's a damn good bloke, he is.
I like him.

Anyway, back to drinking.... C'mon people lets gone on the FUCKING ALCOHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Evey xxxx
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Im good Eve, drinkin & snortin sum mxe. Chillin.

It sounds like ya havin a crush on MDB ghahaha =D

u good eve? ;)
 
Eveleivibe said:
Where's MDB? He should be here, having a drink with us. I like that bloke. He's good-looking, friendly, lovely, shame someone that nice lives so damn far away. Where is he anyway???? Wish he was here.
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And there was me thinking it was but urban myth that booze was the key to a woman's pants <3 - all that anti-penis talk t'other day and now messages of undying MDB <3

Woman's prerogative I don't doubt 8)

;)

swampdragon said:
If pre-drinking is now called prinking.. does that mean that prugging is a thing?
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I sincerely hope not in the case of the former. In the case of the latter I don't believe so outside of mildly-moderately racist punchlines.
 
MDB is an ace person. Just look at how he was really defensive here during his benzo phase, n how he turned that around????
That take a LOT to do that.
MDB is a really ace, lovely, intelligent, decent, kind, interesting, bloke.
I've E-mailed, or should I say moaned to him, n he's not once reported me or been malicious in ANY way, just a lovely, caring, straight bloke.
MDB is one of the most lovely blokes on EADD, or even BL (apart from neversickanymore, who is one ace, intelligent, wise caring person n knocks A LOT!).

Yes, MDB is a "friend" as far as I'm concerned. He's a decent person n I like him.

Evey

PS: If others have an issue with that, tough!!!!!

EDIT: Someone like MDB would never go for someone like me LMFAO... no I think of him as a friend LMFAO.... I've done the "meet the bloke off the Internet" had a child n the "ex" is now in jail for four years which is not enough as far as I'm concerned.... he's PURE evil n should be locked away for life. If he EVER comes near my daughter I'll kill him n do time for him, seriously....
 
i just send MDB a pm where it says that U really wants him but u don't dare to tell him ya self Eve ^ =D
 
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