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Gibberings CLXIII - Up All Night Shooting Cheese Balls

swampdragon said:
Oh god. Yeah, I'd seen the fox tail plugs on etsy and had managed to completely block them from my mind.. I imagine they would be quite swishy though, true.
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My old housemate spent the entire time we were stood in a queue for a club looking up dildos on bad dragon. Don't google that at work. Or anywhere.
 
swampdragon said:
Oh god. Yeah, I'd seen the fox tail plugs on etsy and had managed to completely block them from my mind.. I imagine they would be quite swishy though, true.
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I could honestly see her point when she explained it so simply. I bet it would feel good swishing about back there. Could imagine scenarios where it looked good too. I always meant to buy her one some time. Never got around to it but in my mind she gained her tail <3

snolly said:
My old housemate spent the entire time we were stood in a queue for a club looking up dildos on bad dragon. Don't google that at work. Or anywhere.
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Ha! Read an article and interview with and about them years ago in Bizarre. It's gotta be better than the bog-standard enormocock version. Variety/spice and all that :D
 
Shambles said:
Clubbing you say? You definitely could with one of those bastards 8o
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lmfao, yeah it was just WEIRD. we're sat there chewing our faces off and he's looking at his phone like 'this Alsatian cock is reasonably priced'.
 
yea I will be, if the b***** stop trying to control me n just let me have codeine but nooooo not gna happen.
Thanks anyways.
Night

Dan, I'm sorry. I was wrong about you. I thought you were an unfeeling b**** but I was wrong. You're ok.

Take care all of you.

Evey :(
 
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A cunting shitfuck one hundred legged hairy bullet-fast creature has just gone missing in my bedroom. Saw it on the wall and went over with a glass and some paper so I could deport it outside (I am a merciful god) but as I went to put the glass over it the thing fell off the wall and behind my bed. I have since removed everything from under my bed and looked amongst it all but I can't find it anywhere. Now I think every tiny itch I have is this monster crawling up me.

Edit: this is what it was-

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