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Gibberings CLXII - Animal Facts Fun Time

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Gauntlet is laid.

*Disclaimer* I couldn't record my own voice if I wanted to cos I have no microphone or other means of recording. Not just being curmudgeonly. Honest.
Shambles, since I'm technologically challenged, can I practice on that link you sent me, or is it a one take type deal where once I lay my cards out, they can't be retracted, so to speak? Can I delete (several) times before I decide to post, should this even work out?
 
Shambles linked a voice recording thingy, for all you 'claiming' ignorance... ha. It's a page or two back, click on the blue word Gauntlet on his post to me...
 
Naw, I wasn't trying to be a twat, it was something I said amongst friends, not around people I don't know or did know but wished to mock. Mockery is something I am vehemently against, b/c who the fuck am I to think I'm cooler than someone else. I'm not. Honestly. Nor is being condescending to people, especially if it goes over their heads, so again, just me and those close to me goofing to one another in appreciation of 90s words of yore.
 
No don't worry it's easy to tell your not one for mocking/belittling for your own amusement :). As I said I do it too but just some people do it and I just think TWAT (spose it's usually done in a classist way or when slegging teens for their fashion/slang when you're 30 or over of summit like that).

MDB What about sing Livin on a Prayer in a Swansea accent =D
Cheers and no worries. Just didn't want you to think I was a wanksplash, to use my new fave word.

And O.M.G. If MDB sings Livin on a Prayer, I think I might spontaneously combust! For real. Please make this happen, I don't care how. I don't plan on singing all of Shake Your Money, just the end bit. My husband can take requests too, if need be and put that brummie accent to good use! ;) We are singstar junkies on PlayStation. Not that that makes us good...
 
Like I said, I'd love to, but my hands are tied. ;)

Sure, I believe ya... Just like I believe Pete Burns doesn't have freakishly saggy balls that my husband chose to show me online (unknowingly, as I was an innocent at the time) in an act of unbridled evil for which I am now forever changed....
 
MDB What about sing Livin on a Prayer in a Swansea accent =D

hahahaha =D Now that might be a challenge too far, probably best attempted after lots of drugs, if at all. If I had me some ODT and beers I'd possibly be doing that right now. That stuff was so good it could make the unmusical musical. :D Atm i only have kratom and etiz, if someone can send me any better substances I'll do it.
 
Oh, and @Shambles: Motherfucker is one of my favorite American curse words ever. Can't believe I forgot it. I also like Cocksucker, in the right context. We may not have the UK's style, but we sure do cut to the chase, huh?

'Cocksucker' doesn't work in any British accent. It's still a bit of a newish term here I think. Don't hear it used anyway. It became very popular with me after watching Deadwood (Al Swearengen = best swearing ever, doubly so as Ian McShane is best known here for his role as an antique-dealer cum investigator (fnarr, etc) on bad afternoon/Sunday afternoon television of the 80s) but I don't think I could actually vocalise such a word without feeling very silly indeed.

Shambles, since I'm technologically challenged, can I practice on that link you sent me, or is it a one take type deal where once I lay my cards out, they can't be retracted, so to speak? Can I delete (several) times before I decide to post, should this even work out?

Practice away. I get to see anything you delete anyway so is all just dandy by me =D
 
HELP ME THEN!!!! I've tried like 5 times, I have a mic, but then that wont let the backing track be heard and it's just my ridiculous voice. I wanted to do it with shaun ryder backing me, ha. Anway, I was trying to see if windows would do it without the mic, but then nothing would play after it allegedly recorded. I do want to do this and it;s fun, but is there any app you know that would allow me to sing w/ backing music? Please help, I am borderline special when it comes to this stuff. and if you've already heard anything (you're not seeing video footage today, I look like death, lol, unless you all dig the slovenly, unkempt, enjoying my freedom before I get my next shit job look) then god please tell me if I'm only harming myself by chasing this elusive unicorn of a (sort of) dream, lol?
 
HELP ME THEN!!!! I've tried like 5 times, I have a mic, but then that wont let the backing track be heard and it's just my ridiculous voice. I wanted to do it with shaun ryder backing me, ha. Anway, I was trying to see if windows would do it without the mic, but then nothing would play after it allegedly recorded. I do want to do this and it;s fun, but is there any app you know that would allow me to sing w/ backing music? Please help, I am borderline special when it comes to this stuff. and if you've already heard anything (you're not seeing video footage today, I look like death, lol, unless you all dig the slovenly, unkempt, enjoying my freedom before I get my next shit job look) then god please tell me if I'm only harming myself by chasing this elusive unicorn of a (sort of) dream, lol?

you could get the backing track off youtube and play it on loudspeaker in the background where you are ?
 
I've been doing that but the mic blocks it. If i try with Windows sound record, it just plays dead air. So I'll keep trucking, but bear with me.
 
HELP ME THEN!!!!

Helpful soul that I am - and much as I do like to lend a helping hand to folk where possible - your requirement is a technical one. Admittedly a very minor technical thing but a technical thing nonetheless. As such, helping is not really feasible. I'm sure one of our less dunceworthy folk will be of more assistance.
 
I'm trying to sort it myself. I didn't mean to shout - it wasn't directed at you, it was general frustration b/c now I'm starting to lose my momentum. I'm trying to DL an alternate sound recorder, so I'll keep you posted. Thanks and sorry. I know it's gonna be a let down regardless, so the buildup is just making it more stressful lol. I'm trying my best.
 
I'm sure it'll be worth it when it happens. :)

I've spent a worrying amount of time this afternoon just looking at pictures of that St Vincent woman. Not in an OTT lecherous way, just lookin'. She's one of those people you just can't help looking at.

Maybe it's me. Um, MDB, can you help me out?
 
+1 on 'yo dude', 'fucking A' and 'motherfucker' sounding wrong in any British accent.

I was unfortunate enough to know a lot of people on the skating scene in the nineties, all of whom tended to be firmly middle class, and all of whom attempted to use Californian yoofspeak to the horror (and amusement) of all within earshot. The kids who were into their hip hop were pretty embarrassing for it too.

Radical, Tarquin.

Doesn't seems that many measures more annoying than white middle class kids trying to talk in British inner city blud speak.

Cringeworthy nevertheless.
 
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