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That guy with the buckets is amazing. Put a smile on my puss.


although 8 minutes is probably enough.
 
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That guy with the buckets is amazing. Put a smile on my puss.


although 8 minutes is probably enough.

On your puss, eh

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On your puss, eh

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This was basically my car on the way home day after a night at the West Indian Centre with some BLers years back.

Way there we've got Dillinja and Skibadee on everyone is up for it and Evad is on about some clowncore shit and on way back everyone is like 'why does the car smell like arse I want to die let's just go home and drink I think those pills were bad'. I might even be mixing up two different nights here I dunno but the picture conveys the general atmosphere perfectly.
 
Usually im still an all chatty loved up gurny mess still on the drive back
 
I drove home with a car full or orange people once, sand quarry in the sun:)

Constant umpa lumpa referrences and me rambling on about following the yellow brick road, due to it's bright yellow colour in the morning sunshine.

I guess you had to be there...
 
Usually im still an all chatty loved up gurny mess still on the drive back

I am if I ain't driving. Download '07 my mate's boyfriend drove us down in my car on the understanding that I'd drive back. Of course the last night I got completely cunted to the point where I'd just finished drinking at 8am and me and this lass were falling asleep in my tent and my mate starts stabbing it with a fork thinking we weren't in it. I went on a rage Hulk Style after the fork hit the hat I was wearing and sort of came round ten or fifteen minutes later to all these people staring at me. Hallucinated and gurned the entire way back. Thank fuck the guy who drove us there had work that day and had stayed sober the night before (or knew I'd cunt everyone off and get arseholed :sus:) or I'd probably still be in that field swearing at planes and thinking I was in a glass box.
 
Yeah I know what ye mean about the word judgement- seemed relevant to use the word at that time though....hope yer not judging me for using the word judgement ye judgemental git. I'l be the judge of when to use whatever word I choose tyvm.

Plur and shit=D

yeah, it can all get rather riddly and easy to tie yourself up in knots abut this. I'lll leave it for someone else to figure it all out, and then just steal their thoughts on the matter. :sus:
 
Booze'd and fairly benzod. but still pretty sharp. i may have some mild repercussions from a few days in a row of benz but its only been in low amounts so fuckit. gonna give smoking this bupe a try tomorrow
 
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I'm about to shuffle on off to bed with my cards and skagboys. Training in the morning and either a day of watching the lads play or go home or to a mates for a boot. My mate owes me a b but I can't see it coming my way on a sunday at all.
 
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