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Gibberings CLVIII: pussy .gifs, but not the sort you'd think

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A woman had 10 sons who were all policemen.

At breakfast she asked, "Who wants cornflakes?"

And they all said,





"Me Ma, Me Ma, Me Ma….."
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Ok. If your short story is along these lines I admit, you're on a winner. :)
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Nah that's just my sunday report, the thing I'm writing is a book sort of thing, an actual story with a plot and everything, I might base most of it on stuff that happens to me for real in life but it's still going to be a tale, with some autobiographical parts and some fiction here and there, unless I want to simply make me it a memoir, which could work as I have enough crazy shit I've done, that's how a book should be made I think.
 
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Kenny, you're Mental. I think I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Your desk is mental. Your video is mental. But the style in which you wrote the grandmother stuff, your version of normal, is the stuff of winners.

Plus I'm nicking that grandmother shit. I can make money out of that.
 
Uncle Robert said:
For their prices you'd think they were.

A while back I went up to one and asked for a 99. He gave it to me and I stuck a quid on the counter and walked away, only to have him shout after me telling me to pay more.

I was appalled and wrote a strongly worded letter to my local mp.
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Lol :D

Am half watching the Olympics on telly and fancying Clare Balding a bit much. My mother was shocked when I said 'I had no idea she was a dyke'.

I reckon I could do bobsled like
 
What's the difference between a miscarriage and a train carriage??

easy now - you don't have to . .

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You can't eat a train carriage.
 
Hiya all, what the hell happened to the other thread??? Just been reading it n there was a load of bitching n it saying 'closed' at the bottom. You all feeling ok???
I decided to do a stupid thing last night.... take an extra 4 mg of suboxone n drink two bottles of wine... well paying the price today really ill not got out of bed all day.
I noticed someone call me a troll on the other thread. I assume that was a joke, right? I DESTEST trolls...and don't see the point to them...

I hope I didn't upset anyone with what I said about E... not judging anyone on that or implying anything. And yes I watched the video of it when I was in school, over 16 years ago. I don't genuinely go round discussing E with people so of course I would not know this about her drinking too much water. But as I said that has happened to marathon runners - they drank too much water n have died.

Thanks Knock for the information, I'll 'favourite' it n look tomorrow... too sick today...

Someone also said I said derogatory things about heroin users. No I'd not EVER do that. Someone else but never me. I would not judge someone for taking drugs or for having an addiction or any sort... It would be fairly silly of me to come onto Bluelight, a harm reduction n drug discussion site n diss/judge anyone taken drugs. All I said was that after watching the video we were made to watch in school with Leah Betts that I would never take E... that's it. it's my opinion n I'm sincerely sorry if I've offended anyone in any way by saying it. I'm an honest person n I say how I feel n my opinion - it's an opinion, not evidence so it's not harming any harm reduction re E... in fact if people respond to it as they have done to correct my misconceptions then it is good harm reduction for lurkers / members.

Anyway I hope no one minded me clearing this up as the other thread has been closed I can't defend some of the things said.
Wcote can you please PM me? I'm worried about you. I saw you having a go at MDB n that's not like you (well what I've known anyway) are things ok with you?

Take care everyone.
Evey xxxx

PS: Apologies for the grammar last night.... taking 4mg suboxone and alcohol at the same time kind of has that affect haha ;)
 
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A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to see what she wants.

As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It’s her mother. She whispers to her child, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I heard it too.”
 
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
 
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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
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This is the kinda shit that kicks off cheesy horrors.
 
Sleeeeep ... fuck being out of melatonin. Need to be up in less than 4hrs and need sleep badly ... meh


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Alisdairm PM'd me and said there was an imbalance of hot looking NZer's in the crew forum and they desperately needed my help.

To be honest Eve, I think you are holding modship in too high a light. Even the staff nudie thread is a massive disappointment. Sometimes you need the ability to flame to keep the chubby/hairy/should perhaps wear a onsie to bed away.
 
Rise and shine EADD, I need so help/voodoo/placebo whatever works.

So last night I put about 250mg of ethylphenidate into my nasal facehole. Said hole has taken up to 1.5g of thwarting stuff. and 4-fa, and 2c-c, so reasonably robust

However since about 2am, both nostrils arse for all.intents and purposes glued shut, with occasional slippage. Now I've tried Vicks in hot water, olbas oil on my chest, a tissue and also in the hot water bottle. Even my go-to variation on the Chinese approach of saline solution, (I just snort very fine salt, usually works great) has failed.

I even tried a slightly risky nasal syringe, but nada.

Any ideas????
 
A really hot shower usually does the trick for me but you already seem to of tried more intrusive measures already so I dunno??? Maybe some more 2CE ;)
 
2c-e?? bejeeebus 2c-c was bad enough! I'll just bleach the shit out of the cunt.


OR DO WHAT FOREIGNER SAID, TAKE AN NSAID AND RINSE
 
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