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Gibberings CLVI: Back to the Future

brimz said:
why do have 2 go on fb 2 shut it offf?
cu nt
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talking to me ? tosser :) good job i like you bimz [video=youtube_share;WlRxNSRA7Rg]http://youtu.be/WlRxNSRA7Rg[/video] catch mr nice no more nice guy fuck saken different brerad get thefuck off nonce cunt devil sons here seth n ra funny i see things so do you when i do[video=youtube_share;on0bAfbLALQ]http://youtu.be/on0bAfbLALQ[/video] cats always have loved me uncondinal tom cats how lucky
 
Mendo_K said:
... A lot of the new students have a shock when they actually try and go out in salford though the student halls have prison style walls to keep the locals out.
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And one of those student halls walls got splatted with my all-time record ejaculate. Went to visit then gf just the once. Had been a while... Bloody impressive if I do say so myself - easy ten foot :D

maxalfie said:
Picked a fight with a gang of double entendres, but still managed to knock one out.
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=D

(and how spookily (not quite but nearly) relevant)

Sammy G said:
Lithium limits your alcohol intake.
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Not in the case of one of my upstairs neighbours from many years back. Not a pretty sight that combo :D
 
Mental Kenny said:
Quite a lot actually, he had some of his hangers on block traffic in Miami so he could race his yellow Lamborghini against some phoney commercial rapper driving his other red Lamborghini, he was drunk and on drugs and resisted arrest. If he had been a normal person they would have beat the shit out of him as he told the cops to fuck off several times. Lucky he's a celebrity
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The police beat him up? Really???? I thought there were laws against that sort of thing.
 
brimz said:
poor bastard u r gonna poison yaself 4 accompilshing ting ?
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:D

Nicely put. I can't exactly agree cos have been a bugger for the booze myself of late but, generally speaking, I couldn't agree more. Of all the things to use as a "reward" booze (especially lots thereof) is a bit odd. I mostly mean in relation to myself cos I don't even like the stuff really but still end up "treating myself" to a vasty quantity of booze if I think I've deserved it. Like I remember to breathe for two days running or summat 8)

Need to find better reward systems. And perhaps slightly stiffer challenges than I traditionally aim at :\
 
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