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Gibberings CLIV: Fecking Finally

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Lawdy what did I start

MMF ... but with me passively watching from a distance with little to no involvement. A video camera for me to fuck around with as an added bonus.


Just say the word Bearlove, I'll obligue any time you two need more than 4 hands or summat ... and pass yer whatever you need :o
 
no ladyboys, they're Shammy's, knock's and OTW's kink.

I mean two Big Beary males.



[Ive not watched that MrScientist, I have watched plenty 'Filthy Midget Suck Whores' tho]


I dont really watch porn anymore tho cos everytime I watch any, it just makes me want to redirect it because it's just so fucking annoyingly formated
 
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We might have to get someone else to rewrite the script

My brother lives in Indonesia and when he bought back a barbie for my daughter he told her to check under the dress to make sure they hadn't just plugged her head onto a ken doll body
 
Even you can think hypothetically OTW surely?

NZ are 21-2 chasing 312 against the aussies. Can you do it? Hypothetically.

You're in.a.MF situation. Another M appears. Can you do it... Hypothetically!



(God I HOPE) it was you I chatted cricket with, if not, I look more daft than usual)
 
One Thousand Words said:
*they're

We might have to get someone else to rewrite the script
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It's not like the script is vastly important on a porn flick tho .... I'm more than happy to delegate that task to RLP ... gives him an arena to work through his issues, I have faith in his abilities to not write something formatted, and he would be kind to the ladies ... or maybe he could be Fluffer for you, since he's got the porn star cock size and all
 
A day 4 pitch. Not a chance.

The real question is does the other bloke have any stamina or does he blow is load and spend the rest of the night sitting in the corner watching me taking notes? If that's the case I'd rather open up the bedroom blinds and save the hot water.
 
Marmalade said:
no ladyboys, they're Shammy's, knock's and OTW's kink.

I mean two Big Beary males.



[Ive not watched that MrScientist, I have watched plenty 'Filthy Midget Suck Whores' tho]


I dont really watch porn anymore tho cos everytime I watch any, it just makes me want to redirect it because it's just so fucking annoyingly formated
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Amsterdam, 2005, red light district, the classic "She fucked my ass... 4"
 
Marmalade said:
no ladyboys, they're Shammy's, knock's and OTW's kink.
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Leave me out of this if you don't mind :p

I said it was the spare prick's fave wankbank memory not mine. Although the fact of the matter was that I was most assuredly the spare prick. 'T'ain't easy to perform on demand in a situation like that. Well, not for everybody all of the time anyway. I never got the hang of it despite repeated attempts on the then Mrs Shambles' part (fnarr).

Marmalade said:
I dont really watch porn anymore tho cos everytime I watch any, it just makes me want to redirect it because it's just so fucking annoyingly formated
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Tell me about it. Gross overgeneralisation I know, but female-directed pr0n does tend to be vastly superior whatever level of grot one prefers (yes I did just use the word "one" when discussing grotflix :p). Not just the soft-focus, "romantic" pr0n (surely an oxymoron 8o) - they seem to do nasty far nastier than any male-directed flix I've seen without ever being quite as repulsive.

Albion said:
Nah, 'their Shammys' is a euphemism.
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=D

One Thousand Words said:
Like me Julie?
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=D=D
 
I spent too many years in rooms full of naked sweaty men. I have never seen a good looking cock I'd want to be close up to in all that time.
 
Really? Even if it was grand and aesthetically pleasing, you wouldn't admire it? No need to touch, just go... well done sir, well done
 
One Thousand Words said:
I have never seen a good looking cock I'd want to be close up to in all that time.
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This was actually pretty much the only pluspoint for me. I may have put in seriously sub-par performances every step of the way (I blame the drugs :o) but given the other fella was infamous for his *ahem* (pork) swordsmanship he wasn't half a trousertitch. Certainly puts a boy's mind to rest cos if he can make the lay-deez purr there's hope for just about anybody :D
 
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