Gibberings CLIII: Ceci n'est pas un Titre

[knock]

How long does it take to become a sparky? 3 years or something aint it? was gonna look into that years ago,

you'll be going around peoples houses in a van, meet plenty of women i expect, cuppa tea, sort some wires and give them a nice knobbing and be on your way

Well I think there are fast track courses. I did two years of a degree in Electronic and Electrical Engineering, and I have done some technical and mathematical Open Uni modules. And I have been fiddling with electrics since I was four years old. So I'm not exactly a newb. This is what all needs discussed on Tuesday when I discuss it with the Skills Development people.

And yeah I was kinda thinking it might not be such a bad line of work for "socialising"

Well I feel like a dickhead now as I pestle n mortared my entire s-ket stash

Don't cry over it yet, do the water trick, in fact you can dissolve your ket in water and squirt it up your nose. You could also dissolve it in water and cook it up again, recrystallize it, but I reckon just the water up the nose trick is what you need. Not so handy when out and about I suppose.

 

[foolsgold]

grrr come on clear damn you clear the money into my account ive only got till 5pm or its bloody Tuesday grrr

 

[Albion]

Something in my lunch smells very potently of vapourised MDPV.

I haven't added any vapourised MDPV to it though.

I haven't added any cum either.

Curious.

 

[Sammy G]

Could be the smell of creeping psychosis...

I get the smell of whiskey and the taste of heroin sometimes. When neither are within reach.

 

[ColtDan]

Cool, ive had a lil bit of a mess around with electrics over the years, wiring in car sound systems mainly. and computers but thats not really wiring, just slotting shit together. being able to fix phones would be useful. car electrics would piss me off,

You should be able to become a sparky really easily with what you've already done. get a van, undercut the price of other sparkys and off you go

 

[Uncle Robert]

Don't cry over it yet, do the water trick, in fact you can dissolve your ket in water and squirt it up your nose. You could also dissolve it in water and cook it up again, recrystallize it, but I reckon just the water up the nose trick is what you need. Not so handy when out and about I suppose.

Can't see squirting ketty water up the nose working too well lol but I'll definitely give the pre-rinse thing a go.

Side note: nice vid to watch

[video=youtube_share;KMYrIi_Mt8A]http://youtu.be/KMYrIi_Mt8A[/video]

 

[knock]

edit: Bob, that's not fair, I can't compete with that!


I don't want to run my own business, Dan. How can I go on strike if I'm my own boss? That'll never work.

This is my plan:



Not the shouting into a microphone bit. That could be a bit annoying

 

[foolsgold]

i guessed that was the sort of thing you would do walking round on 3-meo-pcp shouting down a microphone at strangers

 

[Kronos]

Pre nose rinse def helps, never tried squirting ketty water up though.

Whats the problem with powdered ket? I thought powder > crystal cause = more surface area so +absorption?

Also howcome farmaz is banned again?

 

[bogman]

so both Santa and Jesus were white, so says a Fox News presenter http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle...jesus-and-santa-claus-are-white-29833848.html

 

[Uncle Robert]

Pre nose rinse def helps, never tried squirting ketty water up though.

Whats the problem with powdered ket? I thought powder > crystal cause = more surface area so +absorption?

This isn't just any powder, this is M&S powder just a bit too fine and feels like it breezes past the membranes to the back of the throat.

Also howcome farmaz is banned again?

The silly billy broke some rules

 

[Uncle Robert]

Have a look through these pictures, some nutters out there-

http://memolition.com/2013/11/27/extreme-fearless-people-25-pictures/

NSFW:

 

[knock]

NSFW:

I've seen that one before, it freaks me out! I had to click the hide button quickly :D I've managed to get hold of myself now and can look at it but it made me a bit dizzy. Is it actually real? I don't want to believe it 8(

 

[foolsgold]

what you dnt see is the next 10 pictures as the lose their grip and drop to their deaths like thy would on muchosucko.com

 

[Mendo_K]

If that makes you uneasy,

 

[Uncle Robert]

I've seen that one before, it freaks me out! I had to click the hide button quickly :D I've managed to get hold of myself now and can look at it but it made me a bit dizzy. Is it actually real? I don't want to believe it 8(

Hope it's real, gets my palms all sweaty ... I'm surprised the shear weight of his bollocks haven't caused him to fall to his death.

If that makes you uneasy,

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

edit; Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[masaz]

Oh man shit like that makes my feet feel really weird for some reason

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

There's one of a guy who jumps out of a plane without a fucking parachute. Just jumps with two friends (who have parachutes) who catch him in free fall. Australian guy I think.

Actually there appears to be a few.

Oh go on then.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VDYALH_EN5M

 

[Urbain]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f5_1385184962

Rubbered!

 

[hexagram]

ah I'm drunk tonight.

in all seriousness though why the fuck do I always end up on my own. I have a nice friendship group and nice girlfriend then everyone fucks off at once and I'm stuck spending my Friday night eating etiz and drinking by myself.