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What's this I read Cokehead Lawson not sexy?.......
My Gawd, I'd do nearly anything to get it on with her, my dream is a 3'sum with Coke chef & Beth Chapman.
Yeah she may be 50+ but I aint the only guy on here that lusts after her, BHM's Location says it all.

On a less sexual fantasy tip.......

Hobbit-style eco-friendly house built from scratch for just £150
The ex-art teacher built the house from scratch using only natural or recycled materials… and not a single power tool
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-michael-bucks-hobbit-style-cob-2850553



Fine English "Muff"
 
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Just realised I've shot my 10,000 post mark by quite some way. Blimey.

How many words do you suppose that is? Even for someone who write quite short posts like myself, that could be enough to publish a small biography.
 
thanks for resize, I only noticed how big it was on posting :(
Cokehead Lawson is now a BoddaTM
Swampdragon & Cokehead Lawson with Bodda <3


I reckon about 250,000 Albion at the least.....nearly 300,000 & another Lawson ref is dropped =D
 
KNOCK YOU BUGGER

was just writing this in the tuesday thread and pressed reply and got the IT'S FUCKING CLOSED BITCH pop up ;p

anyways ... this is the cut n paste

knock, this tuesday thing is retarded. it's just like gibberings ..

why not just have a rolling friday thread?

ps: I love you still regardless ;p <3

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also Maxalfie youre a legend, and I need to PM you to discuss some of the work prog stuff, just to pass on some infos, but I'm feeling too bleurgh for writing huge amounts atm. will do soon tho
 
Just chiming in to say I would most definitely go to the ends of the world and back to bang Nigella Lawson.
 
snolly said:
Just chiming in to say I would most definitely go to the ends of the world and back to bang Nigella Lawson.
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+1 to that, I just hope she can cook rocks as well as she can cook a Sunday dinner, my perfect woman.


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Evicted anti-virus guru John McAfee on the run again
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The more I learn about this guy the more I kind of like him, just shows money really isn't the end to all your problems though.
His South East Asian Peeve sessions sold it for me, gotta respect that kind of debauchery & iniquity.


Today is the first day I got my JSA in 2 weeks, swines sold me short by £2 though but I can't moan, only issue is I got so much to pay out this weeks BL goodies may be slightly different to what I wanted to get, well I will see wha' gwarn after my Satanic bills have been sorted & I had a toot, facking God's own medicine costs me so much, don't ever start kids.
 
Didnt get that job,fucking gutted, apparently i was in the top 3 and i came across as an honest and nice bloke. But thats not much fuckin consolataion. I might as well have not got it and been the worst candidate with dishonesty and SATAN in my heart. The other candidates must have known all about blackberies and iphones which i didnt have a clue about, but i told him i was very interested to learn about them. Fuck it theres retail work going IMA apply for that, my CBJSA runs out very soon anway. The job in the place im thinking of looks a breeze.
 
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Didnt get that job,fucking gutted, apparently i was in the top 3 and i came across as an honest and nice bloke. But thats not much fuckin consolataion. I might as well have not got it and been the worst candidate with dishonesty and SATAN in my heart. The other candidates must have known all about blackberies and iphones which i didnt have a clue about, but i told him i was very interested to learn about them. Fuck it theres retail work going IMA apply for that, my CBJSA runs out very soon anway. The job in the place im thinking of looks a breeze.
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Unlucky. At least you got the feedback though.
 
What point?

That was my thought of the day, I had a dream earlier that involved a jungle shack, the thump-thump-thump sound of a ceiling fan, the smell of sweat and malaria, the pale faces and slim bodies of a few teenage bordlerline anorexic girls and me negotiating a pile of opium and meth on some alluminium foil...then the dustman brutally awakened me collecting the bins outside.
 
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