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Gibberings CL: Reaching for Dangerous Levels of Sobriety

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This revelation disappoints me.

I was hoping we could have sweet sweet dyke sex.
Normally I'm full of answers, but admittedly this problem is a little tricky to overcome.

No sex and you have to do all the driving? Are you sure you didn't get your man in a packet of cereal?
I wouldn't say no sex, I'm just rather lazy sometimes.

But yeah to the driving. That's a killer with him being teatotal. It's criminal.
 
Jaysus just woke from a nightmare ending in this wierd alien couple asking to borrow my fucking kettle (???) I went to get the sauce pan and came back and the 'woman' alien was in my toilet.

I woke up sweating only to hear that theyve found a fucking body in a well in surrey!! Thats the second well themed death ive heard of in a fortnight.

I don't want to sleep.. scared to stay awake in this world.. ive hardly any drugs...
 
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Got 13 hours sleep last night. Feel rejuvenated from that MDPV session at last.

Dreading the start of uni tomorrow though. I haven't done any work since friday before last.
 
I zoned out/nodded out and overall slept a long time too I reckon. Woke up feeling pretty good too from the bupe yesterday afternoon. Just had a fry-up and a smoke. Might have some soma and try 700mg on it's own which I still haven't tried, but been told its good (usually I have it to potentate other things.) But I've got flubro, etizolam and tramadol and pregab....plus its sunday, still the weekend. Not that I need an excuse to be high of course. No more opiates though :( at the moment.

 
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She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
Good morning Bluelight, Sunday best day of the week, have a good one.
 
One two three to the 4 brimz is in the house , It's very raw outside would't u say ?

1,2,3,4 John the baptsist knows the score.

(Just some random lyrics from a band who specialise in random bizzare hilarious lyrics, half man half biscuit).

Not been out yet. Gonna get out today though, seeing is my sleeping patten is getting more normal. Woke up at ten today. You were right about phenergan Sam, they seem to work better than hydroxyzine hydrochloride. Going forraging for fallen branches and stuff, store it in my shed to dry out, then fuck the big 6 power companies. Im going back to basics.
 
Andrew Neil chaps my arse too, insanely irritating. Gonna go switch it on to see what's happening.

For a Tory twat, I actually like Portillo quite a bit.
 
Very interesting thought when he asks why did we pay £4m to the Ethiopian Spice girls pop band out of our taxes,why do our taxes pay £5m for a Bangladesh version of Question Time not to mention the hundreds of millions we already send to Pakistan where even their MPs get away without paying taxes.
Like him or not he can take a politician to task.
 
andrew neil wears a ginger weave. he is vile and yes, portillo i don't hate him like i used to . I really hate diane abbott, but i do love heseltine. i love it when he's on question time nicely telling the bright young things to wise up.

my favourite half man half biscuit line is "they came for the camp tv chefs, but I wasn't a camp tv chef so I did nothing"
 
yes i love heseltine, its clear when he goes on question time how much respect the whole panel allways has for him, he is a "Grandee" and he wears it well. He has the gravitas to back it up. I love that. I remember one episode he got in a very heated debate with a member of the audience. Itd be worth trying to find that on you tube, (ive had a look but it doesnt seem to be there), Heseltine goes red in the face and almost looses his temper completely, the guy in the audience was pushing all his buttons. He was probably a labour activist planted there. Im sure this show is flooded with people like that in the audience. Heseltine is a great public speaker and talker, a charismatic character. The last of the generation of politicians that had these qualities. I was gutted when he lost the leadership race to replace maggie thatcher to John Major. That didnt feel right at all.

weirtd thing with portillo i saw him do a show where he went udercover as a builder, he was actually very pleasant and charming in that. But he comes accross as a cunt on andrew neils show. Bring back andrew marr, i hear his recovery from his stroke is going well. I allways liked and admired andrew marr, even more so now hes been through that ordeal and is still in good spirits.

Dianne Abbot is also very annoying, she allways seems to be making some gaff or other, she doesnt appear to be quite on the ball, or with the program. I certainly would never vote for her, i dont even know if shes still an mp, shes probably been sacked or resgned.
 
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Diane Abbott gets on my tits. Big style. Not a fan.

ps: the only politician I really fucking miss listening to is Tony Benn, a God amongst men
 
Andrew Marr has been back for a little while now,his show was on at 9am this morning.
I still always think of Heseltine as Tarzan as he was called back in the day.
 
I'll show you politics in England. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!

Michael portillo - going to Haiti to have a Voodoo curse put on your ex gay lover was kind of bizarre
 
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