Only if you let me sprinkle some barbiturates in yours and fist you when you're unconscious.
Deal.
I agree it can seem cliquey and probably is to an extent, but only because it can often be pretty boring / intimidating to noobs who don't want to know what some benzo-head from Carlisle got up to at his gran's funeral, my cock, Brimz's WHAM! collection or whatever. So it tends to be the same few posters, for the most part at least.
I know I can seem like a pretty unwelcoming person myself, but any of the other mods will tell you it's just bullshit and I'm a total soft git. Or at least the women will, the men at least have some sense of professionalism and loyalty. That's not their fault though; just an unfortunate biological failing.
And there really is no clique as such - just post for long enough (and preferably stuff that's funny / interesting, not that I'd know, like) and you become part of the scenery. So some into the party, and you can even sit over here where we have a VIP gouch-couch.
Make yourself feel at home.

