Methylone's peak is great, but it leaves me feeling cold and sinster on the comedown. Not to mention horny, semi-impotent and tired.
I actually let a not-unattractive woman sleep in the spare room after she'd cornered me on the landing and said "so where am I sleeping tonight then?" with a smile and a finger on my chest. once everybody was asleep. Just so I could have an unsatisfactory, inconlusive and utterly-draining wank with a semi that she could have easily put ut straight with a bit of gobbling.
She needn't even have been good; like I'd have been bothered.
Instead I gave up, with the summer sun blazing through the window and QVC masking the sounds of my shameful attempts at getting off.
Catalogue of drug-fuelled sexual failure entry number... ah, fuck it.