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Gibberings CIV: You're My Wife Now

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Lol!

Apple are the fucking boys for replacements. I spilled water over my new iphone last weekend, sent me an email this morning saying a replacement is getting delivered today.
 
parttime crackhead said:
On the couch, she sits alone,
tries again, to call his phone,
bra and briefs, they’re silky red,
just one look, excites the jed,
three days now, and still no sign,
time for me, to make her mine,
less than 10, yes am there,
she looks fine, with hazel hair,
empty bags, once full of powder,
horn increasing, music louder,
picture this, with air max on,
me and her, coz he is gone,
she slides her foot, from leg to cock,
who am I, to want to block,
rigid wand, I’m on top,
“this is magic, please don’t stop”
Waterfall, she is burst,
time to rest, to quench the thirst,
I take a beer, she takes my dick,
caresses it, begins to lick,
sitting back, I spark a joint,
now we’ve reached, her favoured point,
she is Dyson, perfect suction,
satisfied, sperm introduction.

He returns, we’re in the skud,
we see him, but he sees blood,
runs at her, screaming why,
she spits my spunk, right in his eye....
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This is awesome. And the 1st one. Is it published stuff or just someone you know? belongs in the poetry thread really.
 
Cornishman said:
Hey up!

Yeah I'm on methadone atm.
Balderdash!

Trying to get a crisis loan but they aint answering.
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They dont make it easy mate do they? :| Sorry to hear you're in shtook for money. I'm getting frustrated robbing Peter to pay Paul here constantly as well. What utter piss, bollocks and balderdash!!

Still buzzing though about P getting her Weekend job though. :) They had a whole stack of c.v's apparently. I can believe it. Its a really cool place to work. I'm really rather proud.


Do you get a buzz from methadone?


Hello the rest of ya luvlees. Hope you're all winning.

Are you in the Gorbals crackhead??
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
My old boss at the Mirror grew up in the Gorbals. He did well for himself though.. ended up editing national papers broadsheet (Times etc) and tabloid.

Really nice bloke as it goes.

Do you write though Crackers?
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The Gorbals that I lived in is pretty far removed from The Gorbals of the 70s etc to be fair. I'd happily stay there again.

Do I write? Nope.

Cornishman said:
Hey Missy YPDH - sadly methadone doesn't give any sort of buzz.

However. My crisis loan is in full effect and I'm out on the town to dance and romance.
Have a pleasant weekend pheasant pluckers. x
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"Crisis" over then, aye?
 
hellooooo =D hows everybodys week been?

got me some ox, was gonna chill tonight on ox or get twisted on MXE but realized a girls 22nd is on later, should be good. booze on. shouldnt have taken an msj earlier though
 
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There's a party going on next door - in their garden, should I go over? The wall like =D

Evening eadd!
 
Climb over the wall and say 'hi i'm Kate mind if I crash the party. I brought some home grown spinach'. Help yourself to their booze and canapes and lift several unsuspecting peoples t'shirts up, blowing rasberries on thier tums and squealing manically.
 
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Evening Yellow

Damn there was no such party but a bit of a fuss with a campervan full of french woman and the next house to the neighbour - they came for a look at their old house. So no party :( just lots of noise and excitement.... oh well 8)

How's you missus? Good news about the girl, I have similar about my boy too %)<3%) tis splendid isn't it.
 
oooh good kate.. yeah its fucking ace when things go well for yer kids ay. I'm basking in reflected glory at the moment. Actually, i'm generally very proud of her ..she seems to have emerged from that stroppy teen stage as a really nice person and a good laugh :) But this is awesome.

I'll tell you the name of the shop in PM.

Hiya Urbain. :)
 
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It's exciting stuff! My oldest has landed the job he wants in Eindhoven, He's far away from me but I'm so very happy for him and the new life he wants to make for himself. Well proud. And you too!
 
Hey yellow.

God, the first sniff of booze and I need to take a number 2. Every time. This happen to anyone else? Weird.

EDIT: Or is it number 1? I get confused.
 
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