Gibberings CIV: You're My Wife Now

[Albion]

So what are you doing in Barcelona, Knockando?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Self-Portraits Drawn Whilst High On 45 Different Drugs

many of the world’s musicians, writers and artists claim that drug use has often helped fuel their creative process and with that in mind artist Bryan Lewis Saunders conducted the ultimate experiment on himself.

Over 45 days, he took a different drug and whilst under the influence of that drug, he attempted to draw a self-portrait. The results are truly fascinating, highlighting the powerful effect his chemical cocktails were having on part of his brain responsible for creativity, emotion, daydreaming & sensitivity.

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/08/14/b...rtraits-drawn-whilst-high-on-different-drugs/

He is really talented yeah.. I've yet to try nitrous oxide but it looks like a place i'd like to be. :D

 

[knock]

My pal and his gf are moving there, they're looking for a flat. I'm going to join them for a wee city break. I might end up joining them to live there though.

now STOP DISTRACTING ME!

and see me edit please, re my gusset.

 

[knock]

well?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

what kind of underpants are you wearing?

Is it the tops of your thighs rubbing together or the elastic?.. Perhaps if you change the kind of drawers you wear knocksy.

 

[Mailmonkey]

CHAFING

Sudocrem. The postman's friend.

Don't treat it, and it'll quickly go to thrush.

 

[Albion]

I stand by the philosophy that sudocrem does nothing but irritate skin.

 

[Mailmonkey]

it does if your chafing has turned to thrush.

or if you use it as a peevee power-wank lube.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I've yet to try nitrous oxide but it looks like a place i'd like to be. :D

Same here. He's captured a very contented look with that one. Looks like he enjoyed his valium too.

 

[knock]

what kind of underpants are you wearing?

Is it the tops of your thighs rubbing together or the elastic?.. Perhaps if you change the kind of drawers you wear knocksy.

I did post my underpants collection a few weeks back yella, were you not paying attention

Generally I wear this sort of thing:

Maybe I should go for:

I'm not sure what's going on here:

Actually I think these must be the chafer's dream come true:

 

[TheSpade]

I got paid £3 just now to pour a drink. Easiest £3 ever.

 

[Albion]

I'm not sure what's going on here:

Oh ouch.

 

[knock]

Sudocrem. The postman's friend.

Don't treat it, and it'll quickly go to thrush.

This is a post-chafe treatment, I seek a chafe prophylactic!

 

[TheSpade]

Maybe you just need to man up knock.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I was just wondering. Its not your regrowth coming through thats causing the soreness is it?... That can be murder.

 

[knock]

Maybe you just need to man up knock.

If you'd seen my thighs at 2am on Saturday morning, you would have shed a tear for me. Serious. They were fucking red raw. I couldn't walk. If I get in that state again, I'll take a photo and send it to you in a PM.

I was just wondering. Its not your regrowth coming through thats causing the soreness is it?... That can be murder.

Regrowth of what?

Barcelona Preparation
===============
1. snort drugs
2. Pour large, cold gin and tonic.
3. ???
4. Arrive in Barcelona.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

You've been shaving your pubes havn't you?

 

[Albion]

We can tell by the way you're posting.

 

[ponch]

You can buy anti chafing gel. I'm not sure how anyone could keep a straight face asking for a tube:

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I thought Knock had said he'd shaven them. I seem to vaguely remember pictorial evidence too as it goes.