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I keep hearing noises in my loft everynight when I go to sleep and it's fucking annoying. It keeps me awake trying to figure out what it is. I don't know if it's just coming from the house next door, cause they've got a loft conversion and I haven't but it means I can usually hear their footsteps at night time when there's no other noise to dilute it.

The noises I keep hearing recently tho are like things are being knocked over randmonly, and it's more towards the centre of the roof.
 
TheSpade said:
The kettle wasn't used, I drank water, and it wasn't the toaster that burnt me it was the actual toastie bag even though it had been out the toaster for about 1 minute.
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Marmalade said:
I keep hearing noises in my loft everynight when I go to sleep and it's fucking annoying. It keeps me awake trying to figure out what it is. I don't know if it's just coming from the house next door, cause they've got a loft conversion and I haven't but it means I can usually hear their footsteps at night time when there's no other noise to dilute it.

The noises I keep hearing recently tho are like things are being knocked over randmonly, and it's more towards the centre of the roof.
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It'll be the roof contracting at night as the temperature lowers I reckon
 
I'm thinking a bit of rogue cheese might have gotten stuck to the outside of the bag and heated up to molten temperatures.
 
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Good first aid by the way as going straight for the frozen peas would have took longer causing worse damage
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I ran it under cold water for 5 minutes then have had it in a bag of frozen 'casserole veg' since.
 
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It'll be the roof contracting at night as the temperature lowers I reckon
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It's an old slate roof. I hope it is that. I also hear noises going down the non functional chimney breast next to my bed.

I hope it's not rats. I've got a small garden and feed the birds so there's a pretty consistent food source there and means of access to the main roof via the roof on my kitchen which is single storey
 
Marmalade said:
It's an old slate roof. I hope it is that. I also hear noises going down the non functional chimney breast next to my bed.

I hope it's not rats. I've got a small garden and feed the birds so there's a pretty consistent food source there and means of access to the main roof via the roof on my kitchen which is single storey
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Are you scared of rats?
 
Ranks love manky environments Marmz so it's not hard to believe they might be scurrying about your house.
 
Marmalade said:
No! but that's not the point. I'm not scared of Sam but I wouldn't want him ferreting around in my loft ;p
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Lol, now that's a scary thought.
I use science to explain things that scare me and my imagination for the things I like.
I find this helps me handle my fears and lets my imagination become a reality.

That's how I know when I'm paranoid and when I'm in control.

The fact that science fiction becomes fact more every day worries me a bit but I then I kick in my imagination to create futher science fiction to counter act the things that worry me.

I know this probably doesn't help but for fuck sake, using my madness, image Sam in your roof :/
 
Well, I'm not worried it's poltergeist, or even worried about the rats. The thought of the fuckload of hassle it would take to get rid of them bothers me most.

Eh, gonna make another attempt at getting some zzzz's. Cheers for your pep talk Moppers.

'nite all (even Spade ;) )
 
Marmalade said:
Well, I'm not worried it's poltergeist, or even worried about the rats. The thought of the fuckload of hassle it would take to get rid of them bothers me most.

Eh, gonna make another attempt at getting some zzzz's. Cheers for your pep talk Moppers.

'nite all (even Spade ;) )
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I reckon tile contraction especialy if there has been alterations on the roof :)

Rats prefer city centres near big bins and restaurants anyway
 
Trying to keep my eyes open Cornishman. My cars loaded up for a carboot sale tomorrow and I have to be up at 4.00am because its a really popular one. I'm just hoping that bout of energy you can get from sleep deprivation will set in soon.

I'll be complaining about not being able to get to sleep next week. *shakes fist at sky homer simpson style* Damn you contrary insomnia!
 
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