• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

BecomingJulie said:
The one on my bed would not disagree with you.

I just wish he'd get over to the side furthest from the door, not make it awkward for me to get in or out of bed..
Click to expand...

Having a cat is like dating a woman from a blokes perspective.

I've got three....(cats)

It starts getting cold at night now so one of the three has started for the last two weeks to sleep faithfully every night at around 10pm on my bed. And yup it is 10 pm right now and he's started to jump on the door handle and yes this one opens doors on his own accord. The rest of the year he barely ever acknowledges you bar a rare bi-monthly occasion where he jumps on your lap for a petting session. The rest of the year it is just let the fucker in to eat and drink than let him back out again repeated about 4-5 times daily.
Just like a fucking woman you only see them when then want/need you....

If one of the other three finds out, it's the ginger fuckwit one btw, he gets jealous and starts sleeping on my bed too! He's been to knackered to venture up to the bedroom so he hasn't found out yet...
Once the other cat finds that out he stops coming in to my room and sleeps elsewhere!
When the ginger one had about 5 sleeps in my bed he's had enough and fucks off...plain and simple....

Once he sleeps on the bed it's like 3/4 of the bed is mine the other 1/4 is for you and I ain't moving over fucker just like a woman...
Then the 3'd one might follow my smell, he's comparable to an 18 year old you know naive/clueless etc..., as he's only a year and a half old. This one likes his literally an hour petting session and won't leave you alone. You can take him on your arm,lap, shoulder, he loves being petted everywhere and won't stop purring.
But after an hour he stops and it's 'let me out you cunt I've had enough', so you need to let him out.
Just like a fucking women, you introduce one to another and they get all jealous like etc... :p
 
Last edited:
Arnold said:
Having a cat is like dating a woman from a blokes perspective.

I've got three....(cats)

It starts getting cold at night now so one of the three has started for the last two weeks to sleep faithfully every night at around 10pm on my bed. And yup it is 10 pm right now and he's started to jump on the door handle and yes this one opens doors on his own accord. The rest of the year he barely ever acknowledges you bar a rare bi-monthly occasion where he jumps on your lap for a petting session. The rest of the year it is just let the fucker in to eat and drink than let him back out again repeated about 4-5 times daily.
Just like a fucking woman you only see them when then want/need you....

If one of the other three finds out, it's the ginger fuckwit one btw, he gets jealous and starts sleeping on my bed too! He's been to knackered to venture up to the bedroom so he hasn't found out yet...
Once the other cat finds that out he stops coming in to my room and sleeps elsewhere!
When the ginger one had about 5 sleeps in my bed he's had enough and fucks off...plain and simple....

Once he sleeps on the bed it's like 3/4 of the bed is mine the other 1/4 is for you and I ain't moving over fucker just like a woman...
Then the 3'd one might follow my smell, he's comparable to an 18 year old you know naive/clueless etc..., as he's only a year and a half old. This one likes his literally an hour petting session and won't leave you alone. You can take him on your arm,lap, shoulder, he loves being petted everywhere and won't stop purring.
But after an hour he stops and it's 'let me out you cunt I've had enough', so you need to let him out.
Just like a fucking women, you introduce one to another and they get all jealous like etc... :p
Click to expand...


Beautifully written :)

I'm going to pet my cat but he's not sleeping on my bed tonight. I have an afternoon start tomorrow and I'm not having that wee shite waking me up at 6am to get out for a paish.
 
Got me some ganja through a totally dodgy source today.
Decent herb, but it's a bit damp - so while it weighs up now, it will shrink as it dries.
Still..better than nothing, and cheaper than what i was paying back home.
 
Ive had that before.. damp erb blue cheese it was annoying when they do that i prefer to grow my own when i can lol
 
Last edited:
You get weed from china? Or chinese growers?

Naw, i moved to melbourne from perth.
A fucking long way, but still the same country.
I'm sure i'll get turned on to the good herb soon enough.*













*not sourcing, honest
 
Last edited:
Darksidesam said:
Either way its all supervised by someone wearing a straw hat
Click to expand...

Evidently, you're quite connected. You have the knowledge.

NSFW:
ec8490067badac30e0b01849818f9905.jpg


Ruthless.
 
^ haha
Over here the for-profit, shithouse unflushed commercial weed tends to be grown by "bikies" - and some various other gangs.
Usually pulled too soon, and just kinda nasty.

In my hometown i'd been smoking the same stuff for 10+ years grown by a very experienced weed connoisseur - so it sucks scratching around for a quarter of decent bud.
Worked out alright though.
 
Don Luigi said:
Sounds like standard Chinese product.
Click to expand...

One of my good friends used to get weed off a Chinese group that sold in bulk up in Aberdeen. It was always the same stuff - slightly damp, dark green with orangey trichromes, not particularly strong smelling or tastey or strong. It was £140/ounce though.
 
Darksidesam said:
Lmfao ....


Currently Active Users: 2578 (38 members and 2540 guests)

2540 people are too fucked up to register lol (or sign in oh dear )
Click to expand...

Why are there so many lurking in EADD :?

It's not like there's a lot of new chat to catch up on, even when you are participating in it :p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top