Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

[ColtDan]

Pope Francis Reveals White Smoke At Papal Conclave Is Actually DMT

http://wundergroundmusic.com/pope-francis-reveals-white-smoke-at-papal-conclave-is-actually-dmt/

 

[spacejunk]

Bahaha.
Good to see you round, mate

 

[Don Luigi]

Think I just had the flu, and not dengue, as Jaegermeister and whiskey seem to have dented it.

Jaeger is good for most things, just like Jeyes fluid.

Pope Francis Reveals White Smoke At Papal Conclave Is Actually DMT

http://wundergroundmusic.com/pope-francis-reveals-white-smoke-at-papal-conclave-is-actually-dmt/

I was in stitches from, “the soundest Pope of all time”, until the end :D

Nice to see you posting a bit, man.

Are you keeping well? Been playing much guitar?

 

[koneko]

Mid-week greetings EADD.

I owe some folks a PM. My apologies for taking an age to reply - I'm thinking of you and will be in touch properly soon



Is it weird to say you've had a great week at work...so far!

Damn this change in season wardrobe wise, every day is a fucking dilemma lol. Too hot, too cold, too many layers not enough layers. The wrong colour to mood. Too uncomfortable, too baggy, too tight, too many bad lines give the wrong shape 8( blahbloodyblah first world problems

I fucking hate bad lines

 

[Don Luigi]

Is it weird to say you've had a great week at work...so far!

Damn this change in season wardrobe wise, every day is a fucking dilemma lol. Too hot, too cold, too many layers not enough layers. The wrong colour to mood. Too uncomfortable, too baggy, too tight, too many bad lines give the wrong shape 8( blahbloodyblah first world problems

I fucking hate bad lines

Poor wee crathur.

Each day my only dilemma is remembering whether or not I wore the same coloured Fruit of The Loom t-shirt the day before

 

[ordinary mind]

Poor wee crathur.

Each day my only dilemma is remembering whether or not I wore the same coloured Fruit of The Loom t-shirt the day before

I'm literally on week 12 of my course and have wore the same pair of jeans every single day. They're the only nice jeans I have since my other pair developed a gaping hole in the crotchal region, and I'm being super scrooge-like with the rest of my money atm (well..... I'd rather spend what money I have left on pubs/food/drugs than "looking respectable").

I do wash them at weekends and generally change into comfy shorts when I'm at home, so it isn't really a big deal to me, but it crossed my mind a week ago and now I can't help but wonder whether people notice. Think I'll turn up in my incredibly uncool primark burgandy chinos one of these days - if I get a bunch of compliments over those badboys then I'll know my lack of trouser variety has become a "thing".

 

[Don Luigi]

I have three pairs of jeans.

Two are the same except for a couple of inches at the waist.

I think people notice

 

[koneko]

Poor wee crathur.

Each day my only dilemma is remembering whether or not I wore the same coloured Fruit of The Loom t-shirt the day before

You mean you have more than one colour! I'm glad you are prioritising Don

Fuck man how do you know which tie to pick every day with that outfit... do you have colour coordinated kitten heels to wear with them?

I'm literally on week 12 of my course and have wore the same pair of jeans every single day. They're the only nice jeans I have since my other pair developed a gaping hole in the crotchal region, and I'm being super scrooge-like with the rest of my money atm (well..... I'd rather spend what money I have left on pubs/food/drugs than "looking respectable").

I do wash them at weekends and generally change into comfy shorts when I'm at home, so it isn't really a big deal to me, but it crossed my mind a week ago and now I can't help but wonder whether people notice. Think I'll turn up in my incredibly uncool primark burgandy chinos one of these days - if I get a bunch of compliments over those badboys then I'll know my lack of trouser variety has become a "thing".

Are you sure you wash them? Hmm yeh right Of course people will notice and likely not give one shit! But yeh man wear something different now and then. And wait for the compliments to flow in

Depends what you wear with the burgundy; it's a good autumn colour but with a neon green Froot Oh they Lumon t-top, maybe not so much.


Take your fashion tips from Don

 

[ordinary mind]

Take your fashion tips from Don

So, fruit of the loom T and a fresh pair of the same jeans I wear every day? On it! :D

 

[Don Luigi]

fresh pair of the same jeans I wear every day?

Don't get too far ahead of yourself there, man.

Nobody said anything about fresh

 

[ordinary mind]

Did I do it right?

 

[Don Luigi]

I've referred to my label and it appears that grapes are, indeed, one of the fruits of the loom %)

I approve :D

My mammy says that, in her day, 'fruits of the loom' were the men not in management positions at the shirt factory she worked at.

 

[koneko]

I quite like their current logo design. But what are the wee yellow berries? Are they white currants or gooseberries?

Don at his allotment earlier today...

 

[koneko]

So, fruit of the loom T and a fresh pair of the same jeans I wear every day? On it! :D

Fresh is good %)

So tell us what do you have available to you in your wardrobe - any suits, shirts and ties?

Eadd will do you a virtual make over for you :D Don't think I've seen a pic of you, so no idea what you look like, age, gender etc.



Edit: are you even real?...

 

[Don Luigi]

As pretty as they are, I'm not the guy to tell you.

I think it was you that helped me to identify my pomegranate the first time I saw one.

 

[koneko]

As pretty as they are, I'm not the guy to tell you.

I think it was you that helped me to identify my pomegranate the first time I saw one.

And now pomegranates are a super food deep fried in Northern Ireland. Trend setters you are

Do you still eat pomegranates Don? Sadie will be ashamed at me saying I do not like pumpkin. I mean wtf, how can anyone like that stuff in a pie....YUCK, seriously boak

There still isn't any pumpkins in the shops nearby yet. And I do like carving one out for Halloween. We should run an Eadd pumpkin carving competition 8( Then post all the pulp and seeds to ehhhhhh Don! I quite fancy trying my hand at a cat this year.

Then you can dry it, grind it and toke it :D

 

[steewith2ees]

most fat tabbys just look like pretty pumpkins anyway.

i just need to behead one,scoop out its superior mind and stick a candle in the skull. Without singimg the fur of course

 

[ordinary mind]

Fresh is good %)

So tell us what do you have available to you in your wardrobe - any suits, shirts and ties?

Eadd will do you a virtual make over for you :D Don't think I've seen a pic of you, so no idea what you look like, age, gender etc.

I've got a swell burtons suit that gets worn a handful of times a year, but as I'll need it for interviews in the near future I'm probably not going to be accessorising it anytime soon. My upper half is usually adorned with plain primark t shirts in various colours, a selection of h&m shirts which get worn either alone or over one of aforementioned primark t shirts, various jumpers/knitwear and a grey zipped hoodie I'm quite fond of atm. I've also got a selection of wigs, funny hats and halloween masks if they're of any use?

Honestly, from the waist up I reckon I'm fairly presentable. But underneath that it all goes tits up - the same old jeans and some walking boots as my other footwear is either falling apart or gives me blisters.

Re: pictures.... I've definitely uploaded at least a couple of rather coked/doped out photos before I saw them in the cold light of day and aggressively deleted them. Imagine a short caucasian male with overgrown scraggly v dark blonde hair and you probably are in the ballpark. Age: 24, but I manage to look simultaneously older and younger than that at the same time..... which is probably not a good thing, but oh well?

Edit: are you even real?..

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As real as any block of text on the internets!

 

[spacejunk]

I had an american neighbour that knocked on my door of my old apartment on halloween a few years back.
I've never been in the states that time of year, so i'd never had pumpkin pie (even though i have american rellies).

It's surprisingly good i reckon. To aussies, "pie" is generally a savoury dish, not sweets (which is kinda the opposite of the states, j gather) but pumpkin pie's pretty damn good.
I guess if you don't dig pumkin it makes sense. But i could go for some right about now...!

(Should go visit that ex-neighbour, she was cool. And, wa-hey, whaddaya know? It's almost Halloween again!)

I quite like their current logo design. But what are the wee yellow berries? Are they white currants or gooseberries?

Don at his allotment earlier today...

Aren't gooseberries the ones with the sort of papery leaf around them you have to peel off?



Edit - Or are they "Cape Gooseberries" - something completely different?

 

[koneko]

most fat tabbys just look like pretty pumpkins anyway.

i just need to behead one,scoop out its superior mind and stick a candle in the skull. Without singimg the fur of course

We have a ginger tom Stee. I really don't fancy gutting him to stick a candle in his wee furry heed Better to stick it up the bum - you know best ROA!

Can we just stick to pumpkins please...or butternut squashes at a push :D

Maybe I should just stick to a dragon or maybe try to copy your likeness Stee.

Or SHM so I can say "burn it down"

Stee what is your favourite colour and what do you like to wear most days?