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Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

Gutted for you FUBAR :(

You could always put mushrooms in them next time :D

I've only recently got into edibles, I feel like they should be a staple of my diet.
 
Gutted for you FUBAR :(

You could always put mushrooms in them next time :D

I've only recently got into edibles, I feel like they should be a staple of my diet.

Same here, but I'm very wary of edibles as I seem to be extra susceptible to weed. The cannabutter had 75g of decarboxylated leaves infused in it. Just one of those flapjacks puts me out for the count...

Edit: ha! Wifey's just emerged from the pit, and is looking extremely muntered. Serves her fuckin right...
 
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I once knocked out a housemate for 48 hours when he had a tiny slice of my hash cake.
It was all consensual (i warned him) but that shit was strong. Too strong.

I find my tolerance to edibles rises much much faster than it does to smoking.
 
Yeah likewise, maybe it's the duration / longer half-life?

The edibles I get are a pound a pop. Ate two the other morning and didn't take long till I was passed out before lunch.
 
Had a wisdom tooth out four days ago.

The first two days after were a piece of piss, no pain, no swelling. Yesterday afternoon my jaw and cheek swelled a bit, and by bedtime it was more swollen and uncomfortable.

Today I look like I had taken a baseball bat to the jaw. Fucking sore. Been lazing around with ibuprofen and iced bottles to the affected area.

Hope this shit eases soon.
 
Had a wisdom tooth out four days ago.

The first two days after were a piece of piss, no pain, no swelling. Yesterday afternoon my jaw and cheek swelled a bit, and by bedtime it was more swollen and uncomfortable.

Today I look like I had taken a baseball bat to the jaw. Fucking sore. Been lazing around with ibuprofen and iced bottles to the affected area.

Hope this shit eases soon.

That's shite, man! There really isn't much fun with anything to do with wisdom teeth. I hope it passes soon.

I only have one wisdom tooth that has actually broken through and I had swelling and pain from it, for the first time, a month or two ago. It was really bad and painful upon waking but seemed to drain throughout the day. It lingered for a few weeks but was only very painful for a few of those days.

T'was a good excuse for a bottle of Gee's ;)
 
Jackal, I had all four of mine surgically removed in the one operation. I take it yours was removed yeah? It's not like if fell out or anything?

How have you been taking care of the area? What are you eating and whats your hygiene routine for cleaning the area? First and foremost though, You need to get your arse down to the dentist. Looks like you're gonna be hit with a dose of antibiotics by the sounds of things.

What were their after care instructions if you had removed?
 
Lol, the dentists work is done.

If it's not improving tomorrow I'll buy and take some antibiotics myself.

It was removed, standard aftercare, salt water and mouth wash.


It doesn't appear infected. Just swollen and sore.
 
Yeah, It's gonna get swollen and sore. Just keep an eye on it as you say. Try to eat soups and rinse out the hole after every meal and every time you smoke. S'all anyone can tell you really. I was put on Ensure for nearly a week after mine were taken out and then soft foods only for about a week. It took months for the holes to finally fill in.

Just take care, Don't want to ruin that pretty face of yours ;)
 
@ Jackal You might have "dry socket". I've had it after every time I've had to have a tooth removed, in my case it was because I smkoed to soon after the procedure.causing the blood clot to dislodge. Keep up with the salt water rinses but instead of rinse and spit, ya gotta rinse and drool it out. Sorry, it sounds gross but if you dislodge the blood clots that naturally form, it just starts the whole miserable experience all over again. The pain from it can be excruciating, the itchy feeling that comes when it starts to heal drove me nuts.
 
Man, I take a hiatus from EADD for a bit and the next thing I know every other thread is named vagina.=D

Ok, so here are some things I have to say about them while we're on the topic:

1) I like having one.

2) I was going to post in Vagina Lover's thread but could not for the life of me come up with anything witty.

3) True vagina story via California and Bristol:

When I went to the UK a couple of years ago I met up with one of my favorite UK Bluelight friends in Bristol. He and I are about as different as two people could be but instant bonds of the soul are never to be questioned so we didn't bother. But it is important to the story for you to know that I am a feminist and he was probably the nicest and funniest misogynist I have ever befriended. We were looking for something to do whilst walking around on my requested Banksy tour and we saw a sign for a performance of the Penis Monologues. He thought that was bizarre and I asked him had he never heard of the Vagina Monologues? No, of course he hadn't. He may or may not have said , "Ew!" I don't remember. We decided to get tickets and it turned out that it was a two-for-one offering and the first play was a one woman improv called Women Who Wank.

When we got inside the very small room, it was painfully obvious that most of the 'theatre' was populated by other theatre people (ie her friends) and that there were only three men in the whole audience. The show started and she began calling on people in the audience, particularly those that were with men, asking who they were to each other and how they met. Now my friend was over 6 feet tall and has a terrible anxiety problem so as he began sinking down further and further into his rickety metal folding chair I kept trying to whisper in his ear, "Say I'm your grandmother's friend from America!" because I knew that saying we were "friends that met online on a drug forum", especially with our age difference (60/27) just wouldn't come out right.

So we managed to escape without her calling us out because she then went on to calling on people in the audience to describe their masturbation8). I was working myself up to say, "None of your goddamn business!" when a woman said, "Your question makes me uncomfortable and it is as bad as rape." --which pretty much derailed the rest of her "performance" including that she could not figure out how to end it on a high note after the very long discussion about sexual violence as opposed to intrusions of privacy, so I offered to tell a "happy vagina story" so my poor giant, sweating friend could escape before we had to call an ambulance. She, either resigned or relieved I couldn't tell, invited me down to the stage where I related the story of my friend's four year old that was waiting to cross the street with her grandmother, her great aunt and her mom. When the light turned green she shouted, "Hang on to your buginas ladies, cuz here we go!"

I practically had to administer CPR to my poor friend who said he had never been so scared in his life. I asked him if it were the social anxiety, the fact that he was in a room outnumbered by overly serious feminists, the fact that the chair he was sitting on resembled a gopher trap or just the appallingly bad theatre? Anyway, the Penis Monologues was fantastic and we had lots of good laughs.=D I wonder if the next time I stop by EADD every other thread title will have penis in it?
 
Bagina bawwhahahahaha.

Don't worry Herb, I'm sure we can arrange a penis or two for your next visit. ;)

I have excitedly subscribed to the soon-to-pop-up penis thread (even though I am an equal opportunity type myself.):)
 
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