Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Anyone seen Big G, Zombywoof, or Warrior on the edge recently?

 

[consumer]

Anyone seen Big G recently? The toothless bum in the park has been asking about him. Time for another threesome i think

Big G got his account nuked at his request. He was getting abusive pms from someone , probably that Sammy G moron. He is doing ok. I keep in contact via email. You got his email? He might be up for that threesome you never know?

Off to Thailand on Friday. 4 days to go.

*steps back into the shadows*

 

[Sadie]

Holy shit! That can't be the time! I swear it was only about 45 min ago it was half twelve. Where the fuck did the time go?


Fubar, I'm sure I remember G saying he'd sent you a message. Either that or I'm losing my mind. Considering I've just lost a chunk of time with out my notice losing my mind could be a serious possibility here. I'm really taken aback!


In other news, I had to freeze some smoked mackerel. No matter how much hand soap I use I still smell like groom at a strip club on his stag do. GROSS!


It seems I also don't know how to spell mackerel. Thank fuck for spell check and the fact that I'm not embarrassed when I know I'm an idiot.

 

[zephyr]

I am disappointed that consumer does not want coitus with me

 

[consumer]

Dont be. I am over rated.

 

[zephyr]

So am I. But we could be disappointed together.

 

[Don Luigi]

MDMA goggles have a much higher magnification than beer goggles.

 

[consumer]

MDMA goggles have a much higher magnification than beer goggles.

Is that a good thing? I said i was over rated not the Elephant Man bro.

 

[Don Luigi]

Neither good or bad, I suppose.

No harm done

 

[consumer]

*rubs trunk*

No harm done brother

 

[zephyr]

Fine. Ill go and harass someone else.

 

[Sadie]

Everyone loves a tryer Zephyr. Just keep at him. He'll eventually cave in....

 

[zephyr]

^ Its all good in the hood. I asked someone else to marry me now so Im engaged until he says no.

 

[consumer]

Damn i was about to propose

 

[zephyr]

^ Yes.

 

[consumer]

Can Phr be bridesmaid?

 

[zephyr]

Ummmmm..... no. Sorry. Still hoping that he fucks off. It might take a while as he is very stupid.

 

[consumer]

He would be fun on your hens night.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Howdy ho. How's everything?

 

[consumer]

Just woke up. Off to beach for morning ritual then last day of work for a month or so. Fuck yeah. Lets ride.