• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Gibberings CCVII V. Salami, Anal, Nakedness and Beer!

bummer said:
I phoned in sick on acid once.

Told them I was throwing up blood. Seemed like such a good idea.

They were really concerned and told me to call 999.
I was so confused by the end of the phone call that I wasn't sure if I actually needed to or not.
Click to expand...

Hahaha lmao :)
 
Sid said:
Maybe I am thinking too much with my dick here and should just stick with my earlier decision? I know I can get ones equally as nice another time, it's just unlikely just now because I'm not being very social lately. So it seems maybe I'm letting a good thing pass me by here?
Click to expand...
Never, ever allow your dick to do the thinking for you. It will keep pestering you, Oh, please, let me have a go at thinking? Just for a few minutes? Pleeeeease? It will then make a monumentally bad decision; and after your brain has ousted the interloper and begun resuming normal service, it will ask your dick What the hell did you do that for? and your dick will just go, Well,duuuuhhhhh! What were you expecting? I'm a dick!
 
BecomingJulie said:
Never, ever allow your dick to do the thinking for you. It will keep pestering you, Oh, please, let me have a go at thinking? Just for a few minutes? Pleeeeease? It will then make a monumentally bad decision; and after your brain has ousted the interloper and begun resuming normal service, it will ask your dick What the hell did you do that for? and your dick will just go, Well,duuuuhhhhh! What were you expecting? I'm a dick!
Click to expand...

"Dear other organs: you may very well be highly adapted and efficient in your function but in the grand scheme of things you are only in a job so that I can do mine and pass on my genome.

Sincerely,
Dick".
 
bummer said:
I phoned in sick on acid once.

Told them I was throwing up blood. Seemed like such a good idea.

They were really concerned and told me to call 999.
I was so confused by the end of the phone call that I wasn't sure if I actually needed to or not.
Click to expand...

That's NOT funny. You phoned your work saying you puked up blood n are now bragging about them being concerned? I have to put you on ignore that is childish n not humerous in the slightest when there hundreds of people in this country wanting jobs right now.

Evey
 
Eveleivibe said:
That's NOT funny. You phoned your work saying you puked up blood n are now bragging about them being concerned? I have to put you on ignore that is childish n not humerous in the slightest when there hundreds of people in this country wanting jobs right now.

Evey
Click to expand...

...

you really wanna go there? really wanna start quoting ppls posts saying how they are bad ppl?

Want me to start pulling up everything you say or do that I don't agree with?

Can't you just NOT reply instead of making yourself look like a cunt purposefully picking to cause drama?
 
bummer said:
I phoned in sick on acid once.

Told them I was throwing up blood. Seemed like such a good idea.

They were really concerned and told me to call 999.
I was so confused by the end of the phone call that I wasn't sure if I actually needed to or not.
Click to expand...

I called in too work with a flimsy excuse prepared, only problem was that I was wrecked and I'm an idiot. They answered the phone and I said, "hiya, I'm not coming in tonight because I'm smashed".... :)

Luckily my boss saw the funny side of it..
 
Im not purposely causing drama. Ever thought you're purposely causing drama starting one me?. As people say to me if they don't want comments DOMT PUT IT UP THERE!

Funny how the baiters come out knowing im coming off subs.

You've been trying to bait me all day. Bcf. Stop it.

Evey
 
If I comment directly I fear I may misplace my metaphorical cloth so I'll keep it at: pointless arguments and the relevant party/parties will very quickly become a stand in mole in my re-enactment of the arcade game.
Capiche?
 
look, some kittens, look at their happy faces

kittens.jpg
 
Tangerine Dream said:
Someone has just pulled up to the pond/tel box/post box and shot the villages goose (sounds silly the latter part, but it's an old angry bugger who's been there for years. Part of the villages icon/crest/image/whatever. WTF is wrong with people? :X
Click to expand...
That's so fucked :(
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top