Gibberings CCVII V. Salami, Anal, Nakedness and Beer!

[SquidInSunglasses]

I was just being dramatic

I had one meal yesterday and drank nothing but spirits all night. I hope I have now sufficiently poisoned my toilet and burst enough capillaries in my face that I am grand. T'was rather violent

Fair enough, and hey booze has calories so energy budget wise you were probably fine. Now though I feel like a big fuckoff fryup is on the cards for you, and that reminds me I need to go food shopping before I can actually have anything for breakfast >.>

 

[Don Luigi]

Don you're a filthy animal

At least I kept the change

I thought I fucked up because of how I was feeling but, upon seeing my Raoul Duke case scattered across the floor, I've assessed that I came home very drunk and, for some reason, took some psychedelics. This is fun

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

At least I kept the change

I thought I fucked up because of how I was feeling, but upon seeing my Raoul Duke case scattered across the floor, I've assessed that I came home very drunk and, for some reason, took some psychedelics. This is fun

You've been taking life lessons from consumer mate ; )

 

[Don Luigi]

You've been taking life lessons from consumer mate ; )

No, no, no. I'm in no state to take stock but I swear I only had 550ug and no bacon and egg roll.

Also - I haven't mentioned FUBAR's langer in ages.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

FUBAR's schlong is a true hero to have lasted as long as it has already.

 

[Don Luigi]

doubt I'll even have to use my AK today.

Fuck me, hi. She's already a good day.

FUBAR's schlong is a true hero to have lasted as long as it has already.

I know. It's like a circus clown car.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Battered and abused, but like a good soldier- stills stands to attention (probably uses a splint of sorts- perhaps a small matchstick- soz Fubar :D

Hey, if you've got wood you've got wood. Don't mock what the man needs to keep it stiff.

 

[Don Luigi]

Where is the eye that looked so mild, hurroo, hurroo..

 

[consumer]

My ears were burning..

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

My ears were burning..

Admit it, you're just summoned by talk of FUBAR's todger.

 

[consumer]

Admit it, you're just summoned by talk of FUBAR's todger.

I have no interest in FUBARs todger...you never know where that things been put. I am however interested in selling a slightly cum stained laptop with the worlds largest collection of walrus and midget porn. Yes...midgets and and walrus porn.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I have no interest in FUBARs todger...you never know where that things been put. I am however interested in selling a slightly cum stained laptop with the worlds largest collection of walrus and midget porn. Yes...midgets and and walrus porn.

But do the midgets and the walruses fuck or is it one folder of walruses (walri?) and one folder of midgets? And also is there any Jamie Hyneman X actual walrus porn in there?

 

[consumer]

But do the midgets and the walruses fuck or is it one folder of walruses (walri?) and one folder of midgets? And also is there any Jamie Hyneman X actual walrus porn in there?

Yep walri and midgets loose in the watermelon patch. You do the math.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Yep walri and midgets loose in the watermelon patch. You do the math.

Who's got time for maths when I'm furiously masturbating to the mental image?

 

[Don Luigi]

I have no interest in FUBARs todger...you never know where that things been put. I am however interested in selling a slightly cum stained laptop with the worlds largest collection of walrus and midget porn. Yes...midgets and and walrus porn.

To be fair, pal, you're never done talking about his schmeckel

I must say that this has been the most psychologically stable trip I've ever had. Primarily because every thought is, ''Holy mother of God, I'm about to boke again''. There is no end to the boke.

 

[consumer]

To be fair, pal, you're never done talking about his schmeckel

I must say that this has been the most psychologically stable trip I've ever had. Primarily because every thought is, ''Holy mother of God, I'm about to boke again''. There is no end to the boke.

I am only interested for the purposes of research and analysis. I hope to publish a major research paper in Nature shortly on FUBAR, watermelons, 3FPM and Consciousness. Stay tuned

 

[HouseFever]

I think you can see my masturbation timing also coming back on, fuck, I was yakin about D&B, then posting videos of electro pop because Lauren Mayberry is a stunner. I didn't wank over a pop video though.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I am only interested for the purposes of research and analysis. I hope to publish a major research paper in Nature shortly on FUBAR, watermelons, 3FPM and Consciousness. Stay tuned

No acid involved? Or will you write the whole thing on acid?

 

[Don Luigi]

I am only interested for the purposes of research and analysis. I hope to publish a major research paper in Nature shortly on FUBAR, watermelons, 3FPM and Consciousness. Stay tuned

Sounds like a remarkably similar title to the one Terrence McKenna book I (regretfully) purchased.

 

[consumer]

No acid involved? Or will you write the whole thing on acid?

This kind of research calls for DMT and MDPV via IV infusion.