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Gibberings CCVI V. Give Me Back My Pain Syringe, You Dick!

I'll text you shortly. I'm just waiting on a followup phone call about a potential job... Cross every digit you've got pls guys, it's only a short(ish) contract but the money is obscene, I know a number of people living close to the site, who've offered me a roof/meals for free - although I will see them right despite their insistence - and it's for a firm that I've been trying to get work from for years now. Finally a foot in the door.. =D Things are looking up after my worst Jan/Feb turnover in 10 years...!
 
yo Consumer, hows it going? nice day in ol' ozland?

Saw you had some good news yest, congrats on teh job offer!
 
breakcorefiend said:
Evening all, you guys have a nice valentines weekend? mine was pretty sweet, nice hotel, nice food, lots of weed n booze n a ton of sex :D

anyone else have a good one?
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Me and the wife feel that whatever integrity Valentines day may once have possessed has been violated by rampant commercialism and has been reduced to little more than financial and emotional blackmail - so we never bother with cards or presents. However, it did seem like a good excuse to buy some drugs and get nasty, so needless to say, last weekend was spent 3'd up (and still going).

In order to show my undying love for her in a non commercial (and inexpensive) way, I promised to give her freshly depilated minge a munching she'd never forget. It seems I fulfilled my promise, because after she'd performed a convincing impression of an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig and the final twitching and spasms had ceased, she actually thanked me =D

But instead of reciprocating like I expected, the bitch just got back on the foil!

So I had a wank.

Yeh, Valentines weekend was pretty good thanks ;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Me and the wife feel that whatever integrity Valentines day may once have possessed has been violated by rampant commercialism and has been reduced to little more than financial and emotional blackmail - so we never bother with cards or presents. However, it did seem like a good excuse to buy some drugs and get nasty, so needless to say, last weekend was spent 3'd up (and still going).

In order to show my undying love for her in a non commercial (and inexpensive) way, I promised to give her freshly depilated minge a munching she'd never forget. It seems I fulfilled my promise, because after she'd performed a convincing impression of an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig and the final twitching and spasms had ceased, she actually thanked me =D

But instead of reciprocating like I expected, the bitch just got back on the foil!

So I had a wank.

Yeh, Valentines weekend was pretty good thanks ;)
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=D quite the vivid picture u just painted there man :D:D:D

Glad you had a good time tho, I too don't give a fuck bout valentines day, I feel its a complete drain on money, total consumer holiday, BUT I did have a very fun time fucking the brains outta the gf, as she is inbetween birthcontrol we had to use condoms, we went thru the box of 24 over sunday and monday nght which I thought was pretty impressive, seeing 24 condoms FILLED was quite a spectacle.. no wonder I was dehydrated hahaha
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Me and the wife feel that whatever integrity Valentines day may once have possessed has been violated by rampant commercialism and has been reduced to little more than financial and emotional blackmail - so we never bother with cards or presents. However, it did seem like a good excuse to buy some drugs and get nasty, so needless to say, last weekend was spent 3'd up (and still going).

In order to show my undying love for her in a non commercial (and inexpensive) way, I promised to give her freshly depilated minge a munching she'd never forget. It seems I fulfilled my promise, because after she'd performed a convincing impression of an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig and the final twitching and spasms had ceased, she actually thanked me =D

But instead of reciprocating like I expected, the bitch just got back on the foil!

So I had a wank.

Yeh, Valentines weekend was pretty good thanks ;)
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hahahaha your posts are so funny!

Evey
 
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