stoopidlies
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2013
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5 lines mama dee off titd 

You guys are so lucky, my sister lives in ocean reaf in Perth and has a perfect view of the sea from her bedroom balcony. She sent me some photos recently of the whales that pass Perth each year on there way to colder waters.
Fucking amazing.
Edit do you get over to Fraser Island much ?
Right had enough ,little legs is having a sleep over and her and her two mates are running a muck downstairs making a fucking racket. I'm off to crack some heads.
( or get the piss ripped out of me , and sent back to bed. )
Wish me luck...........I'm goin in.
Fuckin' a mate! \m/Fuck that was good. Sabbath rocked. Mushies were the perfect choice. Awesome night.Off to bed now. Night EADD
Probably logged on but hidden under a pile of porn tabs...and a cloud of 3FPM vaporsI spy with my little eye a cute lil F.U.B.A.R. logged in.
How's the wrist 'ol chap? Gotta watch out for that pesky RSIMorning Mr. Fapps xx
Probably logged on but hidden under a pile of porn tabs...and a cloud of 3FPM vapors![]()
Yes been there done that too...still do occasionally. Its been a long time since i have done a long stim binge though. Its probably a good thing i dont have access to legal stims like 3FPM. Go hard FUBAR (pardon the pun)Oh the all too familiar stim scenario. Been there, done that, got the all access tramp stamp of porn.
Ahhh memories....... Good times.
I believe we may have. It is a very strange notion and position to be in but you are correct..we are cheering on a man in the midst of a stim induced multihour / multiday wankathon. This is what my life has become....Consumer, Have we become the official cheerleaders of F.U.B.A.R.S. Marathon wank? Wankleaders if you will for want of a better name....
I may have sunken to a new low.
I'll think of a cheer after a nap and my brain transforms itself into a less mushy state.
Well he has not posted since it arrived so my money is on the the masturbation marathon for sure. He must buy lube by the tanker load. I can see tankers pulling up at FUBARs pumping lube into giant vats out the back of his house...Yeah but this time he got the carp glittery stuff rather than the good fluffy powder.....
Wonder if that had any effect on his marathon masturbation activities?....(although I'm guessing no)
I knew it.I am waiting on both the postman and the tanker to deliver my lube. The vats out the back are empty after the last binge on 3.I tell the neighbours i like to stock up on petrol when its cheap. If only they knew what i was really up too..
This is dissapointing news. WPF16 fans had expected this to be possibly a record breaking match up. Obviously The WPFF will be investigating this shoddy batch of stimulants and making sure there are no more repeats of this anti climax**BREAKING NEWS**
Unfortunately, last night's match in this year's Wank, Porn & Fuck championship (WPF16) between FUBAR and FUBAR's Mrs was cancelled at the last minute due to lack of interest. It appears that the Sponsors, 3fpm Inc., supplied a particularly shoddy batch of performance enhancing drugs. As a result, neither of the contestants could be arsed.
This came as a particular disappointment to the newly formed wankleader team consisting of Sadie and Consumer, who had been practising hard for their debut appearance.
However, according to FUBAR, "normal service will be resumed as soon as 3fpm get their fuckin act together!"
Rumour has it, 4fmp Inc. are proposing a possible takeover for sponsorship...
Yeah but this time he got the carp glittery stuff rather than the good fluffy powder.....
I certainly encountered plenty of rotting marine life when i was caught in FUBARs fishnets but i did not see any glitter covered carp...but it would not shock me..OMG I really do need some sleep. My first thought was, Fubar likes to fuck glitter covered Carp? Are they the strippers of the fish world. HIGH Class or just your lunch time, get the kids in time for the school run fare. Who knows????
Awww Fubar, You'll get it next time! *** GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO team FUBAR!!!!! ***
I couldn't let that one go without commentCRAP....not carp...
I would edit it but since consumer has already quoted the offending post it would be pissing in the wind.....![]()