F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
They might get confused when they recognized your voice...![]()
Now you mention it, I wondered why it was that when I phoned 111 with a torn frenulum, they said I'd 'been a very naughty boy and deserved a good spanking'.

Mind you, it probably didn't help by my starting the conversation with "nurse, me cock needs seeing to!"
