Gibberings CCII, not XCII.... We need charts, calling Raashole! <3

[ScotchMist]

you would need some amount of viagra though

Pharma probably couldn't produce enough..

 

[zombywoof]

i would still need a couple of splints and some tape

 

[ScotchMist]

Some Meth, Meph, GBL and Peeve to.. That horny combo may just push you to do it.. with splint and tape obviously

 

[Sprout]

7 out of the last 10 consecutive posts here in gibberings now are you Evey. That's why nobody else is saying much I guess.

Between you and Sprout with his round about way of making two sentances into a novel, there is really no need for any other members here sometimes I feel. Back to the shadows for me, this forum blows harder than Kim Kardashian on tape.

8)
The forum is at fault because I use too many words? Right...

 

[Eveleivibe]

Ugh was sick earlier n ye shoulda seen it come out. It came from no where n I can't eat a damn. Think I've caught this bug off lilvibe ffs.......

Evey

 

[Don Luigi]

Ugh was sick earlier n ye shoulda seen it come out. It came from no where n I can't eat a damn. Think I've caught this bug off lilvibe ffs.......

Evey

Ah, the ubiquitous 'Mammy bug'. T'as been going around since the dawn of man.

 

[Sadie]

I'm currently dealing with it in waves. Gotta get to work tomorrow and get my sick arse down to Wales on Monday! Was meant to put the tree up today, thankfully number one daughter is not up to it because frankly, nor am I!

 

[Eveleivibe]

Eating a lion bar lets hope it doesn't come back up looking like carrot soup

Evey

 

[KingOfWessex]

Drinking cider from the local shop......

BARNSTORMER!!!! $2.89 for 2 L......... ($ instead of pounds as my keyboard is a fucking melt)

 

[MUSHET]

Here, have some more randomness:

Would you rather have bad flu and be bedridden (excuse punnage) for 3 solid months or have sex with Anne Widdecombe ? And you have ro be sober :D

Depends, can she wear sussies and stockings?

 

[ColtDan]

Some Meth, Meph, GBL and Peeve to.. That horny combo may just push you to do it.. with splint and tape obviously

This

 

[Eveleivibe]

I've missed you Dan, believe it or not

Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

JD honey time

Evey

 

[KingOfWessex]

I think drugs were invented by Jesus specifically so women like Ann widecombe could experience sex.

If not all drugs then at least some. Imagine the mot on it.

Crikey...

 

[Sadie]

I think drugs were invented by Jesus specifically so women like Ann widecombe could experience sex.

If not all drugs then at least some. Imagine the mot on it.

Crikey...

OMG I can't stop laughing at this! AHHHHHHHH-mazing!

There are some days that you have to say, WTF!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I would really like to come,
All over Ann Widecombe,
Then I'd do her up her bum,
Cos she looks just like yer Mum!

 

[Eveleivibe]

FUBAR where the eck you been? We were beginning to start a search party for ye lol

Evey

 

[zombywoof]

I would really like to come,
All over Ann Widecombe,
Then I'd do her up her bum,
Cos she looks just like yer Mum!

But would you kiss her

 

[Eveleivibe]

Zom it's lovely to see you on Gibz. I normally only see you on the 'listening' thread

Evey

 

[zombywoof]

thanks and believe me i can jibber jabber sometimes

and couldn't resist FUBARS quote