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Getting your dick wet in London.

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doppelganga196

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So I havn't wet mine in like a year. I've no qualms about going into central london & getting some sucky fucky from a young ho.

I've heard of so many places (&seen) that invite you in for a lap dance with the added bonus of a titwank or whatever. Then they force you to pay a hostess for a tab or something then a couple of demented bouncers kidnap you to take you to a cashpoint...

I've seen all those postcards in phoneboxes, but can some like-minded people give me some directions please?

p.s i'm not a complete pervert, i'm 22 & i need to get back in form, if you know what i mean:)

Alright & if this is the wrong forum please just move it, i only posted here as it's european.
 
^where the fuck would i go with an escort? since 2008 i've been living with relatives & have no car so where on earth do i shag an escort then? I'm not having a go in some park or a pub toilet..well maybe a pub toilet actually lol!
 
Travel lodge do £29 per night rooms. (once a year in 1 hotel but for some reason they are still allowed to advertise it)
 
Hmm, if only a place existed that has a bed, that you can stay in for one night eh? I bet you'd even pay to stay there. Ahh well, pub toilet it is until someone comes up with the bright idea of renting rooms out by the night. You'd think they'd have thought of that by now. I'm going on the next series of Dragon's Den with that idea. Big Duncan will love it.


Edit - Fuck. They two Travel Lodge comments have ruined my shite attempt at humour.
 
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get a tra......my missus just walked in i told her, I was about to say trap. the blokes got rats???
She bought it and has now gone to bed! close one 1!
anyway, get a travlodge and go on punters.co.uk or something like that ??
They have ratings and reviews
so im told!
 
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go out on the tiles meet someone, engage them in conversation and some drinking, suggest some kind of carnal activity. Repeat until desired results have been achieved. This will be more fun and less awkward and emotionally distant than some of the other suggestions.
 
bigmissy said:
go out on the tiles meet someone, engage them in conversation and some drinking, suggest some kind of carnal activity. Repeat until desired results have been achieved. This will be more fun and less awkward and emotionally distant than some of the other suggestions.
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The boy has described what he wants to do as "getting his dick wet" hahaha. I think emotionally distant will be fine.
 
That is a fair point, in this case the alleys of Soho should just about cater for the base needs, they have rooms and charge in time allocated slots. I think the minimum is 15 minutes so after a two year dry spell I'd recommend this service. I presume you are of little conscience as most of the girls there are traded like cattle and are modern day slaves. Have fun.
 
I think it's only fair that he has both sides of the coin, they are a suitable choice that covers what he's looking for but as mentioned it's not all sunshine and lollipops.
 
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