RaverMadness
Bluelighter
Long story short, my temp agency threw me in a warehouse for the rest of the month. I'll be getting lots of overtime, so I'm thinking of sticking it out as long as possible.
My problem is pain in my shoulder. I dunno what's wrong with it, but I usually get really bad, stabbing pain behind my right shoulder blade when I do repetitive manual warehouse stuff for more than 5 or 6 hours, so this 50-hour work week thing isn't helping. I need the money, etc. etc. etc.
The thing is I have a stockpile of those 7.5/750 hydrocodone, which isn't great, but it helps. The problem is it wasn't prescribed for me, so I can't use that as an excuse. If you're really curious, an entire pallet of hydrocodone fell from a passing jet and happened to land in the back of my car. I've got a hydrocodone prescription bottle that's dated over 18 months ago handy, but I'm pretty sure they won't believe that.
It would be fairly easy for me to go to work on some amount of hydrocodone, my only concern is the pupil constriction might give me away...
So, on with the questions:
1. Anything OTC products that'll bring my pupils back to a not-on-drugs size?
2. Are those eyedrops that optometrists use to dialate your eyes available to the general public?
A. Brand name/what they hell are they called?
B. Are they expensive?
C. If they are expensive, would they be kept behind a counter, or in plain view where some thieving dope-fiend who isn't me could abscond with them?
D. Would this even be worth it? Would they bring my pupils back to normal size, or would they make me look like I was rolling, which would, in theory, be worse? (If they did, I could always just dialate on pupil and say I had a concussion, which would actually allow me to be on much stronger drugs
)
Thanks for your time. Remember, if I had better drugs to take at work, I would. And if I lose this job, that's not really a big deal, seeing as how a bah-zillion other people need temps.
[ 12 December 2002: Message edited by: *CrystalMeth Bunny* ]
My problem is pain in my shoulder. I dunno what's wrong with it, but I usually get really bad, stabbing pain behind my right shoulder blade when I do repetitive manual warehouse stuff for more than 5 or 6 hours, so this 50-hour work week thing isn't helping. I need the money, etc. etc. etc.
The thing is I have a stockpile of those 7.5/750 hydrocodone, which isn't great, but it helps. The problem is it wasn't prescribed for me, so I can't use that as an excuse. If you're really curious, an entire pallet of hydrocodone fell from a passing jet and happened to land in the back of my car. I've got a hydrocodone prescription bottle that's dated over 18 months ago handy, but I'm pretty sure they won't believe that.
It would be fairly easy for me to go to work on some amount of hydrocodone, my only concern is the pupil constriction might give me away...
So, on with the questions:
1. Anything OTC products that'll bring my pupils back to a not-on-drugs size?
2. Are those eyedrops that optometrists use to dialate your eyes available to the general public?
A. Brand name/what they hell are they called?
B. Are they expensive?
C. If they are expensive, would they be kept behind a counter, or in plain view where some thieving dope-fiend who isn't me could abscond with them?
D. Would this even be worth it? Would they bring my pupils back to normal size, or would they make me look like I was rolling, which would, in theory, be worse? (If they did, I could always just dialate on pupil and say I had a concussion, which would actually allow me to be on much stronger drugs
Thanks for your time. Remember, if I had better drugs to take at work, I would. And if I lose this job, that's not really a big deal, seeing as how a bah-zillion other people need temps.
[ 12 December 2002: Message edited by: *CrystalMeth Bunny* ]
