ihatepipes
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To a MOD: I hope you don't remove this because the biggest harm to the average drug user comes from the war on drugs itself. Therefore, helping people avoid arrest reduces the possible harm they may encounter if they are busted for drugs. Also, I consider this simply to be methods to get drugs home safely as that is all I am advocating. This is the equivalent of Barry Cooper's Never Get Busted for Pills (pretty sure I saw a youtube link to the Pot version posted in cannabis discussion). Thank you for considering this before you decide whether or not to delete this post.
Due to the level of detail one might assume that both of these scenarios actually took place.
Getting pinched is not necessarily inevitable. It is the way you conduct whatever illicit behavior you choose to involve yourself in.
For example, a person goes and buys pills from someone on the street corner. Let's say oxy ir 30 mg #20.
Leaving the area, a police officer (who has no knowledge of the purchase) pulls you over with the intent of completely searching you/your car (because you are in high drug activity area) and lets just say he has probable cause to do so (or more likely does not care about your constitutional rights and is going to fuck you over) for the sake of this scenario.
You are fucked, you cannot eat that many pills because they will rapidly release and cause an overdose.
Wrong, you are not fucked because you were smart and stopped at a gas station and bought a coffee before copping with the idea that if you get pulled over you will drop the pills in the coffee they will rapidly dissolve and without being really smart (most of them aren't) the police officer will never figure out that there is 600 mg of oxycodone dissolved in the coffee. You go home measure out the coffee into doses and enjoy. If it was me I might even think about sipping on it in front of him and tell him how great it is.
Another scenario, this time with extended release pills.
You are going to buy 3 80 mg OP's from a dealer. For this scenario I will say you are actually going to a dealers house to purchase.
In this case three 80's swallowed will not overdose you, but you are buying three days worth to maintain your addiction and cannot afford to swallow all three at the same time.
You buy the pills and you carefully knot them in the corner of a name brand baggie (ziploc, don't trust generic baggies to not bust) 3 separate times. Also, don't swallow more than you can handle if the bags were to burst. People have died from that shit before and it is a serious matter. What this means is that you come back later to get more. Be smart.
Before leaving the dealer's house you cheek the pills in-case you get detained by the police, and get in your car to drive home.
You make it all the way to your street and are two blocks from your house when you pass a police officer with a car pulled over. You think fuck it he is busy he is not messing with me but you keep them cheeked anyway. You finally make it to your house and pull over to open your driveway gate.
Get out of the car walk to the gate and as soon as you put your hand on it you hear: "Hey, you, come over here" you calmly turn and realize it is the PO that had the car pulled over up the street. You calmy turn back around, swallow the bag containing your 80's, open the gate, and go to the police car.
PO:You know that window tint is illegal?
You:No (total lie), you have got to be kidding me, why don't you guys stop the stores from putting it on?
PO: We don't always enforce the laws and there are not laws against it everywhere.
You:Oh, whats the problem then?
PO: Nothing if you don't have any warrants or previous warnings for the tint. Give me your identification.
You:Here you go.
PO: you have previous drug charges, Approach With Caution, but no warrants. Can I search you and your car?
You: Sure thing, knock yourself out. (you know you have nothing, and you are smart enough to do a sweep of your car before you go cop).
PO: Well, you have never had a warning for the tint, so I am not going to ticket you for that. Here's your ID have a nice day.
You:Thanks officer, you too (in your head: fuck you you fucking dick eat shit and die).
Most people are likely to be nervous if they have something on their person or in their vehicle that can be found. By swallowing the baggie with the 80's you exhibit no anxiety whatsoever, AND, you, without any hesitation, tell the cop he can search whatever he likes because you know there is nothing to be found.
If there was any hesitation whatsoever or sign of anxiety (because the drugs are in your pocket or vehicle) a search is highly probable and is probably going to happen 95 out of 100 times if you tell him "no, I want to exercise my constitutional right to refuse a search". Drug dogs will be there, and they will either alert on their own or the handler will use his code word which tells the dog to alert even though nothing is possibly there.
So continuing the scenario: the cop leaves, you go in your house, eat frosted mini wheats, take ex-lax, and wait for the drugs to come out the other end. Or, you make yourself throw them up if it has been 30 minutes or less since you swallowed them. You opt for the shitting it out. The next morning you take a nice dump fish out your bag and wash it off with soap and water. The first and second bags are discolored the third is as clear as when you pulled it from the box. You take out your pills and ingest them in your preferred fashion.
Both of these options can be done in a variety of different manners with a variety of user quantity substances, edit them to fit your needs.
In conclusion: Be smart, you do dumb things and you will get caught. If you always play it smart the cops wil never be able to catch you slipping. Always evaluate the risk of any action before you take it and minimize the risk to your self however possible. If it is simply too risky THEN DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
If you deal drugs, good luck (and I mean it), everytime you go out you have a 50 50 chance of getting hemmed up. Even with hidden compartments and all that kind of shit a determined cop will find what you have. My advice to them is to only transport what you are willing to do the time for (even if that means more than one trip). I would rather be busted with 5 pounds of weed instead of twenty. Also, watch out for snitches because that is the number one way you are going to get busted. Cops love to catch a user, tell them how shitty jail will be, and then tell the they can walk away right now if they call and make a buy for them while wearing a wire. I have seen this happen so many times it is unreal. However, if you want that fast money and you are addicted to the hustle you are going to do it anyway, so just realize you may be caught tomorrow, next week, next year, or never. It really is a crap shoot.
Due to the level of detail one might assume that both of these scenarios actually took place.
Getting pinched is not necessarily inevitable. It is the way you conduct whatever illicit behavior you choose to involve yourself in.
For example, a person goes and buys pills from someone on the street corner. Let's say oxy ir 30 mg #20.
Leaving the area, a police officer (who has no knowledge of the purchase) pulls you over with the intent of completely searching you/your car (because you are in high drug activity area) and lets just say he has probable cause to do so (or more likely does not care about your constitutional rights and is going to fuck you over) for the sake of this scenario.
You are fucked, you cannot eat that many pills because they will rapidly release and cause an overdose.
Wrong, you are not fucked because you were smart and stopped at a gas station and bought a coffee before copping with the idea that if you get pulled over you will drop the pills in the coffee they will rapidly dissolve and without being really smart (most of them aren't) the police officer will never figure out that there is 600 mg of oxycodone dissolved in the coffee. You go home measure out the coffee into doses and enjoy. If it was me I might even think about sipping on it in front of him and tell him how great it is.
Another scenario, this time with extended release pills.
You are going to buy 3 80 mg OP's from a dealer. For this scenario I will say you are actually going to a dealers house to purchase.
In this case three 80's swallowed will not overdose you, but you are buying three days worth to maintain your addiction and cannot afford to swallow all three at the same time.
You buy the pills and you carefully knot them in the corner of a name brand baggie (ziploc, don't trust generic baggies to not bust) 3 separate times. Also, don't swallow more than you can handle if the bags were to burst. People have died from that shit before and it is a serious matter. What this means is that you come back later to get more. Be smart.
Before leaving the dealer's house you cheek the pills in-case you get detained by the police, and get in your car to drive home.
You make it all the way to your street and are two blocks from your house when you pass a police officer with a car pulled over. You think fuck it he is busy he is not messing with me but you keep them cheeked anyway. You finally make it to your house and pull over to open your driveway gate.
Get out of the car walk to the gate and as soon as you put your hand on it you hear: "Hey, you, come over here" you calmly turn and realize it is the PO that had the car pulled over up the street. You calmy turn back around, swallow the bag containing your 80's, open the gate, and go to the police car.
PO:You know that window tint is illegal?
You:No (total lie), you have got to be kidding me, why don't you guys stop the stores from putting it on?
PO: We don't always enforce the laws and there are not laws against it everywhere.
You:Oh, whats the problem then?
PO: Nothing if you don't have any warrants or previous warnings for the tint. Give me your identification.
You:Here you go.
PO: you have previous drug charges, Approach With Caution, but no warrants. Can I search you and your car?
You: Sure thing, knock yourself out. (you know you have nothing, and you are smart enough to do a sweep of your car before you go cop).
PO: Well, you have never had a warning for the tint, so I am not going to ticket you for that. Here's your ID have a nice day.
You:Thanks officer, you too (in your head: fuck you you fucking dick eat shit and die).
Most people are likely to be nervous if they have something on their person or in their vehicle that can be found. By swallowing the baggie with the 80's you exhibit no anxiety whatsoever, AND, you, without any hesitation, tell the cop he can search whatever he likes because you know there is nothing to be found.
If there was any hesitation whatsoever or sign of anxiety (because the drugs are in your pocket or vehicle) a search is highly probable and is probably going to happen 95 out of 100 times if you tell him "no, I want to exercise my constitutional right to refuse a search". Drug dogs will be there, and they will either alert on their own or the handler will use his code word which tells the dog to alert even though nothing is possibly there.
So continuing the scenario: the cop leaves, you go in your house, eat frosted mini wheats, take ex-lax, and wait for the drugs to come out the other end. Or, you make yourself throw them up if it has been 30 minutes or less since you swallowed them. You opt for the shitting it out. The next morning you take a nice dump fish out your bag and wash it off with soap and water. The first and second bags are discolored the third is as clear as when you pulled it from the box. You take out your pills and ingest them in your preferred fashion.
Both of these options can be done in a variety of different manners with a variety of user quantity substances, edit them to fit your needs.
In conclusion: Be smart, you do dumb things and you will get caught. If you always play it smart the cops wil never be able to catch you slipping. Always evaluate the risk of any action before you take it and minimize the risk to your self however possible. If it is simply too risky THEN DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
If you deal drugs, good luck (and I mean it), everytime you go out you have a 50 50 chance of getting hemmed up. Even with hidden compartments and all that kind of shit a determined cop will find what you have. My advice to them is to only transport what you are willing to do the time for (even if that means more than one trip). I would rather be busted with 5 pounds of weed instead of twenty. Also, watch out for snitches because that is the number one way you are going to get busted. Cops love to catch a user, tell them how shitty jail will be, and then tell the they can walk away right now if they call and make a buy for them while wearing a wire. I have seen this happen so many times it is unreal. However, if you want that fast money and you are addicted to the hustle you are going to do it anyway, so just realize you may be caught tomorrow, next week, next year, or never. It really is a crap shoot.
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) and we smoked a bowl while driving around looking for a friends house. My friends car was a total piece of shit in a neighborhood where the crappiest car you would find is an older model BMW. Needless to say we got pulled over.