I have mentioned the two stupid Swedes a lot lately. They are the geniuses who moved here and opened up a cyber sex business. The got popped and ended up getting Life. OK, then they tried escaping through a tunnel that began outside the prison but were snitched out as the tunnel reached the jail perimeter wall. Right away they were whisked to a super max facility. Well, yesterday eight guys from that jail they attempted to tunnel out of simply chocked a guard and walked out the front gate, got into a taxi and into the wind. Why make shit complicated?
Of course the easy thing is to simply bribe your way out. Co-incidentally, in Metro Manila, also yesterday, three Chinese Shabu manufacturers (Shabu being the Japanese slang word Filipinos use for smokable methamphetamine) also "broke out" of jail. The jail's CCTV recorded the guard unlocking their cells, handing each man a 45, and the three plus the guard then leaving. Guards here make about 2,600 US a year here. It costs about 120 US to have a person killed so, life here is cheap. I reckon they must have given at least 3 Million Pesos (66,000 US) for that guard to sacrifice his career, and to force him underground the rest of his life...or have someone hold the guard's wife and kids hostage and get out for free.
Anyway, those Swedes just don't understand life here. Digging tunnels and shit? Nah, fuck that. Who wants to wait 5 months and risk discovery? If you don't have the money for a bribe get creative. Cyber sex is a big industry here. Just two weeks ago the police in Cebu City raided a family's home. 3 of the 4 kids, ages 3 to 11 years old, were naked. The 4th, 15 years old, was still dressed, not his turn yet. They performed with their kids, all on each other, yikes. The dumb bitch of a mom begged to be freed swearing that if given a chance she will sell dried fish. Wait, I may have already posted on that arrest, getting old Rachamim!
Of course the easy thing is to simply bribe your way out. Co-incidentally, in Metro Manila, also yesterday, three Chinese Shabu manufacturers (Shabu being the Japanese slang word Filipinos use for smokable methamphetamine) also "broke out" of jail. The jail's CCTV recorded the guard unlocking their cells, handing each man a 45, and the three plus the guard then leaving. Guards here make about 2,600 US a year here. It costs about 120 US to have a person killed so, life here is cheap. I reckon they must have given at least 3 Million Pesos (66,000 US) for that guard to sacrifice his career, and to force him underground the rest of his life...or have someone hold the guard's wife and kids hostage and get out for free.
Anyway, those Swedes just don't understand life here. Digging tunnels and shit? Nah, fuck that. Who wants to wait 5 months and risk discovery? If you don't have the money for a bribe get creative. Cyber sex is a big industry here. Just two weeks ago the police in Cebu City raided a family's home. 3 of the 4 kids, ages 3 to 11 years old, were naked. The 4th, 15 years old, was still dressed, not his turn yet. They performed with their kids, all on each other, yikes. The dumb bitch of a mom begged to be freed swearing that if given a chance she will sell dried fish. Wait, I may have already posted on that arrest, getting old Rachamim!