Genius ideas for concealing your stuff

[Iliketoswim]

Anybody have an amazing idea on how to hide your stuff from the coppers? For instance if a cop stops you and searches you while your on foot, where would you hide everything?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Down your oesophageal tract

 

[lilczey]

Nut sack

 

[St3ve]

Put your shit in your shoe or your underwear before going outside. Ime they don't search you there if you get searched on the street.

 

[Rybee]

Up your nasal cavity.

In England, whilst it is an offence to be in the possession of drugs, i.e. Cocaine in your pocket. It is not an offence to be under the influence of drugs, i.e. Cocaine up your nose.

 

[T. Calderone]

Maybe you didn't notice your other thread on this topic was closed.