Funny things you've said/conversations while rolling

[filli]

"/" is where I completely forgot all the events of the previous thirty seconds.

"So you were born in Canada? That's really cool because/The fucking CANADIANS, man! They were the fucking TRAITORS in the Revolution!"

When I remembered everything a couple minutes later I felt TERRIBLE for (unintentionally) being so mean, and even though he accepted my apology I didn't roll that hard the rest of the night. Even so, pretty funny in retrospect.

How about some other rolling greatest hits?

 

[AnonymousAbuser]

Oooooh boy I have said far too many dumb/funny things while rolling. It wouldn't be so bad but I usually don't even know the people I'm rambling to when I'm rolling LOL. Nothing specific comes to mind, though.

 

[New]

One time I showed my friend pics of a cat being mutilated that were on BL while we were rolling. Not funny.

 

[swedger77]

i was tripping on acid many many years ago and a girl I was with who was also tripping started eating popping candy. We were in quite a dark room and she tipped the popping candy into her mouth and when it started to pop and crack she opened her mouth to show us and said perfectly seriously............."can you see the sparks?"


Brilliant!

 

[JWills20]

I usually say a lot of funny shit. My personal favourite quote from the last rave was 'BOYS THEY'RE FUCKING MELTING ME WITH THIS TUNE!' shouting to a bunch of random guys I met. One of them came back like 5-10mins later (not sure as I lose track of time too easily on MDMA) and asked me if the DJs were melting me again and I replied 'Nah mate i'm in the freezer now'.