I've got quite a few.
I was in the parking lot of my pool smoking a bowl in a port-a-potty. My friend was waiting outside of the port-a-potty for me to finish. The parking lot was up on top of a hill, and at the bottom of the hill is a large soccer field and between the field and the parking lot was heavily wooded.
I'm in the fucking pot-a-potty and BANG i hear this loud as bang on the side of the stall. I nearly dropped the bowl, it was loud as shit and it made the whole thing shake. I thought my friend had hit it as a joke. When I got out he was laughing his ass off and told me that someone hitting golf balls by the field had the port-a-potty with one. I didn't believe him at first because the odds of that happening are crazy, but we walked around the parking lot and we actually found the ball. And there was someone by the field hitting golf balls!
Just a couple minutes after that we were walking to Royal Farms and my same friend came across some old neighbor, who was Greek and had a strong accent. I knew my friend was also Greek, but my jaw dropped when they started having a fluent conversation in Greek. I just stood there like "holy shit you speak greek dude?" When they finished talking I looked at my friend and was like "dude you speak Greek?" And he just looked at me and was like "What?! We were speaking English..."
I swear they were speaking Greek...
I'll post more stories later
I was in the parking lot of my pool smoking a bowl in a port-a-potty. My friend was waiting outside of the port-a-potty for me to finish. The parking lot was up on top of a hill, and at the bottom of the hill is a large soccer field and between the field and the parking lot was heavily wooded.
I'm in the fucking pot-a-potty and BANG i hear this loud as bang on the side of the stall. I nearly dropped the bowl, it was loud as shit and it made the whole thing shake. I thought my friend had hit it as a joke. When I got out he was laughing his ass off and told me that someone hitting golf balls by the field had the port-a-potty with one. I didn't believe him at first because the odds of that happening are crazy, but we walked around the parking lot and we actually found the ball. And there was someone by the field hitting golf balls!
Just a couple minutes after that we were walking to Royal Farms and my same friend came across some old neighbor, who was Greek and had a strong accent. I knew my friend was also Greek, but my jaw dropped when they started having a fluent conversation in Greek. I just stood there like "holy shit you speak greek dude?" When they finished talking I looked at my friend and was like "dude you speak Greek?" And he just looked at me and was like "What?! We were speaking English..."
I swear they were speaking Greek...
I'll post more stories later
