Funny Story, Naproxen in Prison

[ksralyv2mch]

So just to set the story up, in prison food items are used as currency, food you purchase off commissary after someone (family member usually) sends you money and you can use these "store items" to purchase drugs, porn and other contraband in prison.

Well I ended up getting 2.5 years for an aggravated assault in the process of trying to get money for my daily Heroin habit. Well after I got into prison and I told my story around, the sharks came out and knew I was a drug addict with a family who cared enough to send me money. People from all over the yard started offering me whatever was available (weed, spice jwh-xx, heroin, meth, neurontin - surprisingly very popular in prison, remerons, ANYTHING!) The funniest thing tho that I ever saw, and the point for this thread... the ignorance of people, was this one guy was selling his prescription strength Naproxen as muscle relaxers (they didn't sell naproxen on the store list, only ibuprofen) and people were buying 500mg Naproxens for 1.50$ a piece and snorting them and saying they felt fucked up...

it was funny seeing these idiots destroy their sinuses (regardless of my warnings) over nothing

 

[HydrocodoneXanax]

Yeah dude absolutely hilarious. Can't stop laughing

 

[Cliffy78]

Lmfao!!! "C'mon man, I'll suck yo' dick fo' a Tylenol" rotfflmao!! I've never seen it with naproxen but definitly for the gabapentin lol

 

[invictus]

itt, op did a few months in county, and the psychiatric inmates turned him out on their Seroquel...op gets those bad feels, and makes up this thread to make them go away. We had actual money and actual drugs in every prison I've done time at.

 

[cj]

^^^^^
Some dumbasses where snorting seroquel in the rehab I was at.