Funny or Embarrassing sexual experiences

[Joker11789]

Got drunk on school ..carried a friend ..dropped him to hug a girl without thinkn lol she started crackin up ..then worried ..

broke my friends brothers bed screen my gf haha (younger bro diff room ..wasn't home and shares the room with another bro ..musta sucked for him lol ) .

called my gf (ex now) by the wrong name ..ya got slapped ..and she gave such good head sucha shame .

If I wasn't tweaked I'd have more I keep forgetting ...

Use to have a game basically with an ex ..when someone called and we were together ..while one was on the oh one the other would basically go down on the other so they'd stutter haha ..got one girl to maon but she covered it wit a BS idk what you call it not an uh huh but basically something like that mixed with moan haha..

got caught on my hs field ..i didn't ace but she sorta did ..it was a few friends of mine lol

 

[citizen cained]

Gotta love resurrecting an old thread...

Anyway, a few nights ago I went back to my friends place with his housemate, one thing led to another and we got going except I was as limp as a wet sock and I just couldn't get it up (I was pretty pissed in my defence) She got up and said she was going to get some water so I was left there wanking myself off to try and get it up, she came back (to my surprise) and we tried again but it was only semi erect so kept coming out so I stopped to give oral and then gave up with that and just lied there saying "it ain't happening" she rolled over and started kissing me whilst I fingered her which seem to do the trick (finally) so I rolled her over and fucked her. Looking back at it, it's a miracle she didn't tell me to get out haha. She really must have wanted to fuck me..(which was lucky as she was absolutely stunning)

 

[JeneK]

I recently ran into an old friend and by old friend I mean the neighbor guy I used to fuck. He was the only guy that's made me squirt, just thinking about it gets my juices flowing. We ran into each other at the gym, good god was he looking sexy as hell! Not to many words were exchanged,other than the typical fishing around to find out if we were both single. About 10 minutes later we made our way to the sauna, it was getting late so we figured no one would be in there. The sex was incredible but the satisfaction of my glorious orgasm was short lived when we both realized the door to the sauna was still half way open. The entire men's locker room was watching! Needless to say I canceled my membership.

 

[ripple]

My ex and I were being particularly loud one night cause my room mate was at work. He was just like throwing me all over the bedroom and we ended up knocking over a lamp and breaking it. The lady that lived underneath me came up and started banging on the door saying she was gonna call the cops if we didn't quiet down. We didn't, and finished. A few minutes later, my room mate gets home and starts screaming at me cause the lady had bitched her out on her way in. Then, the cops actually DID show up, and asked what all the noise was about. My ex goes, "Well we were having really awesome sex and I guess we got too loud?" The two cops immediately both (obviously) checked me out, gave my ex the nod of approval, and told us to have a great night. LOL